Thread by @freddyatton

— #ThankYouBrandon

— #ThankYouBrandon

— #ThankYouBrandon

— #ThankYouBrandon

— #ThankYouBrandon

— #ThankYouBrandon

#ThankYouBrandon
— for firing the former guy

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— for beating the former guy like a drum

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— for being a professional (not a clown)

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— for Jobs / not Mobs

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— for kicking the former guy's ass

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— for sending the traitors to prison

sound up🔊

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— for making the traitors cry

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— for punishing the bad boys

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— for sending "Little Willy" home

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— for not being an ape man

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— for making the maga morons cry

😭96 TEARS😭

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— for not acting like a fool

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— for all the "candy"

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— for wiping out the "trump army"

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— for not being a whinny little bitch

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— for making traitors bite the dust

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— for not sacrificing your integrity

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— for ending the abusive relationship with the former guy

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— for staying in touch

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— for letting the sunshine in

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— for making us dance

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— for not being an asshole

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— for staying focused on your mission

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— for not being a sad clown

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— for holding the traitors accountable

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— for not being a wrecking ball

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— for not driving me to drink

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— for not acting like a precious little baby

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— for not being owned by Russia

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— for not acting like a monkey in the jungle

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— for fighting for voting rights

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— for not inspiring us to kill each other

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— for not being strange

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— for not inciting a civil war

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— for ending the evil red reign

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— for shutting down the former guy's free-for-all crime spree

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— for not being a drug addict (like the former guy)

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— for not being a carpet crawler

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— for not being a loser

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— for not ordering zombies to attack the Capitol

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— for not treating the White House like Fight Club

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— for ending the chaos

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— for having a brain

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— for not inciting a riot

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— for ending the battle on fury road

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— for cleaning out the slime

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— for rejecting bohemian trumpism

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— for not have in a drugged up William Wallace fantasy

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— for not being a jive talkin turkey

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— for doing the work

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— for not embarrassing us with elephant talk

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— for not being a career criminal

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— for helping to wake up the trumpers

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— for not demanding that we worship you like our own Personal Jesus

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— for being hell worthy

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— for not being an egotistical narcissist

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— for not inciting a riot

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— for supporting the men in blue who defended the Capitol

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— for helping us destroy the "trump-army"

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— for not being a tin soldier

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— for not keeping quiet

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— for keeping the boat afloat

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— for not pretending to be a macho man

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— for not acting like a fortunate son

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— for having a plan

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— for not taking the bait and starting a war

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— for helping to put out the fire and save our democracy

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— for beating the king of chaos (like a drum)

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— for releasing us from the grip of a madman

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— for telling trump to "shut up man"

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— for making the former guy runaway

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— for putting the former guy, on the run

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— for being a law abiding person

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— for not kung fu fighting (like a clown)

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— for not taking it

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— for not sending bombs to the Capitol

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— for not telling us to attack the Capitol

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— for not being a drugged up adderall addict

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— for turning the beat around

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— for having normal pupils

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— for not having drugs fall out your nose

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— for not being a sore loser

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— for getting rid of Sniffy McAdderall

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— for not being a drugged up junkie like TFG

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— for not being a speed freak drug addict

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— for not inspiring Sarah Cooper mockery

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— for not being a crazy drug addict