Dear Eric Trump,
— they're playing your song
I DON'T WANT TO WORK
— i just wanna bang on the drum all day
Dear Eric Trump,
— cry harder
😭96 TEARS😭
Dear Eric Trump,
— nobody likes you
DEAR ERIC TRUMP
Dear Eric Trump
THERE AIN'T TOO MUCH SADDER THAN
— 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀😢𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻🤡
Dear Eric Trump,
— you ran a scam charity
— you stole money from children with cancer
— your father stole money from vets
Eric Trump doesn't know the meaning of the word "literally."
Dear Eric Trump,
— you're an asshole for killing a big cat
— your photo with a cancer child reminds us that you stole money from him via your charity organization
— your loving photo with two dogs isn't fooling anyone
Dear Eric Trump,
— your stepmom is an over priced hooker
Eric Trump says we can't get it.
— are you familiar with the word projection?
Eric Trump is a crybaby because his daddy doesn't love him.
Biggest mistake a criminal can make is step into the political spotlight.
Eric Trump agrees:
"Every single day since my father ran for president, my father and our entire family & our company has been under investigation. We get subpoena after subpoena."
IRONY
— eric trump is right
That's exactly what happened:
THANK YOU ERIC TRUMP
— this makes me happy
"...every single day my father gets subpoena after subpoena...they attack us, they go after us..."
Dear Eric Trump,
— your brother confessed to tax fraud on tv, for the Trump Organization
Dear Eric Trump,
— is Gary Busey your real father?
— is Andrew Giuliani your stepbrother?
— get a DNA test to find out for sure
Dear Eric Trump,
— your accountants are ratting you out
— that means you will be indicted in NY State
— that means you will be going to prison
— your only chance for escape is to flip on your father
Dear Eric Trump,
— it looks like you and your family are crying
CRY HARDER!
Eric Trump and Don J. and Ivanka were crying when Joe Biden sent them home.
— #ThankYouBrandon
Dear Eric Trump,
— you & your brother remind us of Beavis & Butthead
Dear Eric Trump,
— your father confessed to tax fraud at a rally
"You didn’t pay tax on the car or a company apartment...you didn’t pay tax, or education for your grandchildren — I, don’t even know what do you have to put? Does anybody know the answer?"
Dear Eric Trump,
— you are legally forbidden from running a charity
Dear Eric Trump,
— your bro confessed to tax fraud for Allen Weisselberg
"They say he didn’t pay taxes on $1.7 mil over 16 yrs. That’s to NY St. 8% of that, $136k. Half of that was bc my father paid his grandchildren’s school in NYC. It's 5 grand month."
Dear Eric Trump
— you confessed to tax fraud for Weisselberg
"These are employment perks. This is a corp. car. They'll go after somebody for fringe employment benefits. They'll go after a corp. vehicle & a corp. apt. Give me a break. This isn't criminal."
Dear Eric Trump
— your dad asked FBI to investigate HRC's emails
"If Trump wanted his lawyers to make up lies to FBI to smear another campaign you better believe that he would've been on every paper around world."
IRONY
— "Russia, if you're listening..."
Dear Eric Trump,
— your father tried to burn our country to the ground
— you and your siblings radiate evil vibrations
Dear Eric Trump,
— Johnny Cash wrote a song for you
FOLSOM PRISON BLUES
Dear Eric Trump,
— your brother is going to rat you out to save himself
— your father can't hold a cup of water with one hand
— on your last birthday your father said "We love you. You're very special." to terrorists (does that include you?)
— your daddy made you cry on faux news
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