Wow, those tireless activists at CTFK, Truth Initiative, American Lung, American Heart, and WHO must be *livid* that FDA approved two new cigarettes for market yesterday. Let’s check in and see what they’re saying… THREAD 🧵
Man, it is quiet around here.
…<crickets chirping>…
…<dog barks in the distance>…
CTFK thanks its paid spokeskids… (No one seems to care).
WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control & the Protocol features a gang of faceless bureaucrats… (Which kinda makes perfect sense altho, sadly, no comments).
American Lung Association wants Santa Claus to give them a car? No comment from Mr. Kringle.
Truth Initiative has a holiday card in its off-key orange branded color. But wait, there’s a comment!!!
It’s from vaper Keith Marshall, who apparently saved his own life without any help from the moral police. We salute you, good sir — you had more to say this day on how to quit cigarettes than all the world’s leading activist groups combined!
Almost forgot American Heart Association which wants to see our pets for some reason? You got it, AHA — here’s a vape shop cat in a bow tie just for you.
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