2. How was a question about the need for police reform and state police answered by Baba gloating about how he sent @seyiamakinde packing and instead said the solution to our security problems was a return to the empowerment of traditional/local leaders.
Like…how, Oga?
3. In case you did not hear well, Baba repeated it for the ones at the back:
APC is not going to give you state police.
As Baba start to yarn opps, @seunokin sharply change topic! 😂😂😂
4a. Ignorant.
On the appt of Dr. Doyin Salami, the president recalls being briefed by his new economic adviser that only 2.5% of Nigeria’s arable land is cultivated
That’s a lie.
2.5% is irrigated.
Yet he has based his ENTIRE economic recovery plan on this lie!
4b. Delusional
SOMEHOW…Baba has convinced himself that the border closure was a good thing; that we’ve stopped importing rice; & despite insecurity that has driven farmers from their farms & rising food inflation; Nigeria is producing more rice than we can eat
@MaupeO face 😂
5. To solve our energy problems, instead of doing boring stuff like invest in extracting oil, piping gas to homes and industries or even (boo) mining coal; Baba has realized what no one else has: the sun is an unlimited source of energy and Nigeria’s route to industrialization.
6. Breaking News! Baba has finally admitted that all those claims of lifting 100m Nigerians out of poverty na audio.
Good thing was that the audio jobs were poverty-guaranteeing subsistence farming jobs.
But why Baba freeze like that at the end? 😭😭😭
7. @seunokin asks Baba if he is aware of the suffering of Nigerians.
He says he is aware, ABSOLUTELY AWARE in fact; but regurgitates that bit of economic misinformation about only 2.5% of arable land being farmed; and tells you lazy, hungry people to go back to the farms.
8. Shout out to @seunokin for this last question sha. Put the disastrous economic data right in the President’s face. I don’t think they’ll be invited back to Aso Rock any time soon.
Baba’s response? E say na fake news and everybody should go to the farm 😂😂😂
APC is a curse. Know that and know peace.
The 2023 general elections might not be this man’s business, but they are yours.
Go get your PVC so we can take back this country.
Or go to our terrorist-infested farms and pursue your dreams there.
The choice is yours. 🤷🏽♂️ /End
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