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Jan 14, 2022, 34 tweets

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Church invite

A friend of mine Bule akandi inviter kuchurch kwavo since ndanga ndambomu invitawo kuchurch kwedu the previous week.

Saka church yavo yaitanga na11 ndaifanirwa kusvika kuden kwake kuma half 10 tobaya Chapel panga paripadhuze hapo. So akandifonera b4 ndanogeza zvikanzi wangu church inononoka kupera huya wadya or takura mari yekuzotenga chikafu

Ndapedza kuprepare kaa but manje time padziri i can't cook hazvizoibve bcaz uku kunoswerwa kaa panotoda sadza apa

Haaa ndarova smart Baba pakuda plan yefoodaz ndikati ndakunodya sadza kwaMai kapoto ndabairira ma earphones munzeve listening to song yaMudiwa 10 over 10 just to uplift my Spirit se sunday soo.

Ndasvika paye Mai Kapoto varikupedzisa kubika, pane beans, maguru nema vegetables... Ndikati isai moms zvese izvo.

Haa ndapakurirwa ndagara ndaakurova jembi but ndainzwa kunge zvabikwa nesoda plus zvanga zvalaibvisa i ddtn mind hangu bcaz haa sadza Ramai kapoto rino ratwa number1 PaNorton

Ndapedza kudya paye ndaakubaya paden PaBule apa time kaa dzichakanaka ndrikufarira semunhu aguta apa kasmart manje

Ndasvika Paden paBule haa magreetings macomplements chii chii "haa mdhara makachena iii asi mukuda kubva matora twumababe twese twepa kelaz" tichibva tatobuda kuenda

Tasvika pakelaz tagariswa kumberi kaa apa mababe akungotitarisa smart kaa baba.. Haa inin manje ndichagona

Haa Praise and Worship ikuita zvinhu zvawo baba Kana neniwo ndaakutopinda mu trance mweya mtswene waburuku.... Haa mudumbu mangu mukabva matanga wangu haaa Masoda aye

Munguva yakare yoo Man of God vachibva vapinda people started Manifesting.... "every evil Spirit come out" He commanded... Zvikanzi chawakadyiswa chese nemuvenge ngachibude... Zvikanzi vomiting, sweating farting etc are are all signs of deliverance...

Inin manje mudumbu ma1 ndikati haa gandibude ndichimhanya panapa ndimhanye kutoilet ndisat ndamamira muchurch

Zvika naMan of God bring munhu wese manifesting kufront.. Inin kaa ndrikumhanya kutoilet ma usher bvaandibata vachifunga kuti idemon ririmandiri... Ndaakuvaudza kuti andina demon ndrikuda toilet vakaramba vakandidzvanya.

Ndaakutryer kuzama kupukunyura kaa bcaz ndaiwona kuti ndikasaita plan haa ndtikumamira muchurch... Haa ndakabva ndadrawer attention manje yevanhu vese zvikanzi muunzei kuno ndimunamatire.

Man of God vaakundunamatira haa bvazcatanga kuita worse with the loudness yanga ine voice ravo zvichiwedzera hameno kut ndiyo anointing yacho here.. Wangu ndakatanga kusura zvimwe zvainhuwa...

Vanhu varipadhuze nepandandiri vanga vatozviona kut mukomana ndiye aruksura mababe aye akundisekaaa... Haa smart yese in vain

Mausher airamba akandibata chete Man of God vachirova prayer.. Mumwe Usher ndiye akazoona akat noo mhan uyu munhu uyu masuriroo aarikuita haisi deliverance arikunzwa mudumbu

Man of God vakati indeliverance i poison irimudumbu irikubuda its normal.. Ma usher ahana kundisiya baba

Haaa i had to pretend to faint kuti ndisiye.. And it worked Man of God vaakuti u are free stand up.

Akangoti achingopedza kudaro ma Usher achindipa Space haaa gen'a inin andibatike masumukiro andakaita ipapo apa mausher arikumashure vanhu vagotanga kuseka

Ndaifamba zve Lamborghini chaizvo ndigaye kuti ndikabatea nema usher ayavndodzoserwa muchurch umu ndtikumama chete apa munorecordwa live ndotrender

Gape randanga ndakasiya naro ndaisabatika haa ndigaye kuti kutoilet kunoita queue apa mudumbu hamuchatodi... Ndakarova zi scout kuita chisurvey ndrimu 80km/hrv kut gamba ndoriradzika papi

Ndakawona muti wanga utikuside kugate I managed to help myself there.. Mausher achisvikawo.Apa 1 bhuysu yasara muchurch

Ndikat arikundibata chete ndrikumutena nedhodhi.. Ndikabva ndabaya paden.. Muroad vanhu vaiti akanditi hess hasha dzandaiita soo

Mface wangu akazouya manheru nebhutsu yangu masekeroo aiita soo.. Achibva audza Moms nesister yangu

Moms vanga vasina basa but kuzoudza Sister yangu.... Sister yangu aiti akangondi tarisa obva ati... "Ichoooo"

Kubva ipapo andibvume mainvite kumachurch evanhu... But Sadza raMai Kapoto andisiye ndakazonovaudza zvakaitika vakandipa rimwe...

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