Boss: "We need a headline for the unexpected death of one of the most famous people that has ever lived."
Reporter: "Hmm let me think, um, Walt Disney Dies.... movie.... tv.... notable."
Boss: "Copy, print it."
Boss: "Boys the Hartford Courant fumbled this one. Now, if you had to describe Walt D-"
Reporter: "DREAM MERCHANT"
Reporter: "God created me to be a poet."
Boss: "I hired you to write headlines."
Reporter: "Fine."
Reporter: "I woke up with the weirdest premonition."
Boss: "Print it."
Boss: "Truly, not another soul ever wrecked a mic like this man."
Reporter: "He spit."
Boss: "Slow news day, huh?"
Reporter with Knife: "It won't be."
Reporter: "It's been a rough day for the kids of Oklahoma City."
Boss: "No kidding, Walt Disney died."
Reporter: "He died?"
Boss: "Yeah, wait what were you referring to?"
Boss: "Walt Disney died."
Reporter: "Who?"
Boss: "I don't know."
Reporter: "Walt Disney died of cancer today."
Boss in 1966: "Yeah sure, but what if we phrased it like this."
Reporter: "Walt Disney is..."
Boss: "Print!"
Reporter: "Dead."
Boss: "What?"
Reporter: "What?"
Reporter: "Bro, Walt Disney is dead."
Bross: "Really dude?"
Reporter: "Yeah man."
Boss: "Walt Disney died."
Teenage Reporter from San Pedro, California: "I know. My friends and I were shocked."
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