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Bloomberg reporter / Congress. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow #CheapZillow for fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Jan 22, 2022, 55 tweets

TONIGHT on #FridayNightZillow:
*$90M Miami Mansion Built With the Dental Pick Fortune
*Awesome $515K Joshua Tree Cabin
*Party shower of the gods
*Huge libraries
*Historic homes
*Crazy excess
*Air Force base
*Affordable housing
Follow if interested...🧵
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27 Star Island in Miami Beach is being offered for $90M by the guy who made his fortune with Dentek dental picks. The lot comes with *2* mansions — a 1924 one he moved out of the way to build a modern megamansion. You get >23K sf, 6BR, 12BA
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These are some sinks! #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow

The master bedroom has umbrella lights on the ceiling. I think I like it? #FridayNightZillow

Did Minecraft sponsor this table? #FridayNightZillow

I think it is possible to have a kitchen stove area that's too darn big, though I suppose in reality this house is for enormous parties with lots of chefs in the kitchen? #FridayNightZillow

Room for 1,400 wine bottles if you are into hoarding. #FridayNightZillow

The mansion has gotten some media attention. You can read more about the backstory here. From what I've read, your neighbors would include Gloria Estefan and a plastic surgeon known for breast enhancements. #FridayNightZillow sun-sentinel.com/real-estate/pr…

Next: Awesome Joshua Tree Cabin! 1BR, 1BA, 1 hot tub.
Perfect couples getaway? $515K. Brand New. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/69…?

The Party Shower of the Gods. Amazing. Malibu on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/32…?

What the hell is going on with these chairs?
McLean, Virginia on #FridayNightZillow
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It's been a while since I've posted a truly over-the-top Texas megamansion. <$10M, >20K sf. It's insane. Houston, you're on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/88…

I will say, that is one spectacular Chihuly-style chandelier. #FridayNightZillow

Somehow this works for me. #FridayNightZillow

Funky hallway. Is that where the cat sleeps? #FridayNightZillow

This is a very eclectic closet. Guns, knives, nudity, iMac, fluorescent lights, chandelier, wood carvings. #FridayNightZillow

The other side of the closet has a sitting area and a door to the outside and some stained glass. #FridayNightZillow

AFFORDABLE HOUSING ALERT!
$114,900 buys you this sweet 2BR converted storefront in Illinois. Zillow estimates your monthly payment including taxes at a very manageable $666! Emden, you're on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/19…?

There's a legit Air Force Base for sale with tunnels, barracks et al right now for $4.5M in South Dakota. Task and Purpose has the story on this Cold War relic. #FridayNightZillow taskandpurpose.com/news/gettysbur…

I really liked this nice Connecticut mansion until I saw this too-high TV. No No No No No No NO! zillow.com/homedetails/23… #FridayNightZillow

More coming soon. Putting kids to bed and grabbing a snack. #FridayNightZillow

Minutes from Disney World is this pretty awesome mini-mansion with a grotto, firepit, diner in the basement, solar. $2.49M. Rental money maybe? Celebration is on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/90…

Haven't seen this before: Bathtub with *a door* in it! #FridayNightZillow

Tiny California desert home, tiny price (for California). $225K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22…?

Award-winning 'Observatory House' in San Diego has a multi-story library with room for *5,000* books, an awesome kitchen, and a tower-top terrace for your coffee/newspaper. $2.1M #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/30…?

Normal-ish California mansion on the outside. On the inside, OMG! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…

This is a sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow.

I like the kitchen. It's bold. Works. Not for everyone, and that's OK. Something tells me Dexter would enjoy it too. #FridayNightZillow

What is going on here? A giant cozy chair just staring at ... a *giant* mirror? Animal skins. A fireplace. A back stretching machine. #FridayNightZillow

Master bedroom has sort of a leopard feeling. Very low beds in this mansion. #FridayNightZillow

THIS IS A ... CLOSET! #FridayNightZillow

One more "This is a Sink!" #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow cc: @CocaineDecor

Posting this Minnesota Modern mansion mainly because of this interesting range hood and that countertop. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/18…

I have issues with this bathroom. I think you can guess what they are. #FridayNightZillow. There's something about these big Georgia mansions. zillow.com/homedetails/44…

For my money, this is probably the nicest house of the week. $425K gets you a modernized 1901 home in Pueblo, Colorado. Check out that classic range, fabulous porch. Sweet floors. Will be surprised if this doesn't sell in a week. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/42…

This huge, $650K El Paso home takes *Open Concept Party Shower* to another level. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/55…?

$249K buys you 5BR, 2BAs, a giant central space, insanity shower, and, well, a churchy vibe in Michigan. #FridayNightZillow
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Paging @StephenKing. Abandoned church. $99K. I think we should buy this and make a Blair Witch sequel. #FridayNightZillow
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"This is a Sink." Michigan lakehouse. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/2117-W-L…

This 6BR, 7BA, <$1M dome house is 22 minutes from the U.S. Capitol. I'd want to redo the ceilings and a few other things, but I see potential. Maryland on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/44…

A bargain Georgia megamansion? <$1.1M gets you 7BR, 8BA, 8K sf and a funky interior. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/81…

It's a bedroom, an office, a sitting room for four? Multitasking in your megamansion. #FridayNightZillow

I actually really like this kitchen. It's bold, interesting, pretty functional. #FridayNightZillow

What the heck is this above the fireplace? #FridayNightZillow

Oh my god. Maine. $169K. Another one for @StephenKing #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

Posting this otherwise boring Potomac mansion just for this bathroom. Just checking if you're still awake! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/10823-Lo…

Detroit mansion needs work, but was based on Le Petit Trianon — Marie Antoinette's mansion. $3.5M. Seems like a lot of work. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/84…

One of my favorite stories of the week: Pete Davidson and Colin Jost bought an old Staten Island Ferry, and it could now become a nightclub. The price at auction this week was a CHEAP $280K. #FridayNightZillow nypost.com/2022/01/21/pet…

Cray cray party palace in Wayne, Illinois. A legit movie theater with reels and everything, a party room with a fantastic ceiling, sort of a nightclub too. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/33…

Party time. Dual showers, dual tubs, separate sinks. You could fit a lot of people in here. #FridayNightZillow

Ending tonight with a dream mansion in Santa Barbara. Alhambra-inspired. $21M. Gorgeous. Possible the best kitchen I've ever seen. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/84…

This is a Bonnet Range - super-duper high end. Plus you've got an in-wall rotisserie. #FridayNightZillow

The mansion had been listed for $35M in 2019 by its owner, a super-successful director of television commercials who also is a French former sous chef, per Forbes, which explains the crazy high-end kitchen: forbes.com/sites/keithfla…

I hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow! Hopefully it provided you something to smile about this week. Thanks for everybody who sent in tips and to the family, including my wife and sister-in-law, who found many of the homes you hopefully enjoyed tonight.

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