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jaclynhyde/JH, mostly dc comics, disco elysium, & fate. over 25, 🔞, no antis. 1/2 of spacky, threat level True Love. jaclynhyde on dw/tumblr when twitter dies

Feb 8, 2022, 24 tweets

oh yeah i absolutely trust this guy #jhplayssinkingcity

i didn't play for a few weeks and started again by looking at the same corpse like five times and tanking my sanity. that seems about right #jhplayssinkingcity

i like how the detective mode makes me dizzy so i can’t spend too much time in is, also i’m not sure how sarcastic this tweet is #jhplayssinkingcity

this fucking game... #jhplayssinkingcity

i see no downside in immediately volunteering for experimental treatment for the “parasites” that everyone apparently has #jhplayssinkingcity

i don't know if it was a bug or intended, but i'm absolutely crushed that this friendly squamous abomination was murdered by npcs #jhplayssinkingcity

main quest: you're going to have to fight now! here's a combat tutorial and lots of ammo!
quest: [requires killing two tiny monsters that take one shot each]
me, who's been doing sidequests and getting myself killed by random monsters for hours: ...thanks #jhplayssinkingcity

captain of a lost expedition: i can't believe all my men are dead...they didn't deserve this...
detective: oh, did you know someone else survived?
captain: he...he's alive? is he here??
detective: nah he died after. anyway-- #jhplayssinkingcity

me, bellowing as my boat gets pushed around by a ferry: HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTEEEERS #jhplayssinkingcity

[looks at dead horrific monster in laboratory]
[looks at notes talking about reanimation experiments]
[looks at big red button and the wires connecting it to the monster]
[...presses the button] #jhplayssinkingcity

so you have to make deductions with multiple conclusions you can come to. the game would not let me choose both "this dude poisoning randos is bad" and "his ex-wife who is in a cult is also not on the up-an-up." and now she just tried to kill me #jhplayssinkingcity

i appreciate that this game has an achievement for goading the kk/k into attacking you so you can murder them #jhplayssinkingcity

SECOND-BEST COSTUME GET!!! #jhplayssinkingcity

guy who dressess in yellow: oh just find me at my theater
me: ...fucking *guy* #jhplayssinkingcity

and then i visited a witch's house which was also a field trip to the reptile house!!!! #jhplayssinkingcity

like 80% sure this yellow prick staged his own murder to frame me #jhplayssinkingcity

and he DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE KING'S ROBES YET #jhplayssinkingcity

so guess who staged his own murder to frame me #jhplayssinkingcity

also i love that the king's robes outfit is exactly the same as van der berg's except reed looked at the yellow hat and said "no, that's a step too far" #jhplayssinkingcity

have you seen the yellow sign #jhplayssinkingcity

...well bad end #3 can be interpreted as you eloping with hastur so i'll take that one #jhplayssinkingcity

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