My #UFC271 picks. Have a big parlay (see next tweet), money line bets on the rest, plus an extra bet on @bambamtuivasa to win by KO/TKO.
Here’s the parlay. You can break this up in two if you want a better chance of winning.
Link for a free $100 bet if you want to play along on #DraftKings
sportsbook.draftkings.com/r/sb/DPinsen/U…
One matchup on this card I don’t get:
39 year old Roxanne Modafferi, who’s 1-4 in her last 5 fights, against 24 year old Casey O’Neill (pictured), who’s 8-0, including 3-0 with 3 finishes in the UFC.
Correction: she’s 2-3. I might have accidentally counted a non-UFC grappling bout.
1-0. Grishin gets the decision.
2-0. Wells gets the submission.
2-1. de Andrade comes back to beat Morozov, busting our 7-leg parlay.
Added this 5-leg parlay.
3-1. Malkoun comes back to dominate the last two rounds and get the decision.
4-1. Lawrence survives this spinning backfist in the 3rd round to win a unanimous decision.
5-1. Ulberg gets the unanimous decision.
6-1. Kyler Philips gets the submission after peppering Rojo for ~2.5 rounds.
7-1. Casey O’Neill wins a split decision that should have been unanimous.
8-1. Arlovski wins a split decision. #UFC271
Haqparast has a back full of cupping marks.
8-2. Green outclasses Haqparast.
8-3. Hernandez gets subbed by the Brazilian.
9-3. Cannonier the Killa Gorilla 🦍 brutally ends Blond Brunson’s win streak.
Lol, @bambamtuivasa walks out to Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
10-3. Tai Tuavasa KO’s Lewis!
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