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Bloomberg reporter / Congress. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow #CheapZillow for fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Feb 19, 2022, 48 tweets

FIRST on #FridayNightZillow tonight!
***BIG SUR PARADISE***
~30 acres. 3 "passive solar" homes (Yurt-like?) built into the hillside by the late architect Mickey Muennig. $6.95M. Hopefully this will transport you away from your troubles for just a bit...🧵
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A great place to just...hang out! I could see @HamillHimself's Luke Skywalker hanging out and meditating here, maybe drinking some green milk. #FridayNightZillow

I could live here. Something cool in every pic. Would probably want to build a fourth house though with all the toys and ... plumbing? #FridayNightZillow

Outdoor bathroom — I guess California weather lets you do this sort of thing. #FridayNightZillow

Wonderful remembrance of Mickey Muennig and more *stunning* pics of his architecture here. He died in 2021. gibbs.oucreate.com/architecture/r…

Mickey Muennig has the nickname of "The Man Who Built Big Sur." Really great profile of him — "shaped the Californian dream for 40 years" — at this link: littleatoms.com/life/man-who-b…

Up next: 10 acres w/stream and a cool house in Napa for just $695K?

I thought California was cray cray pricey? #FridayNightZillow
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Two words: BRONX. CASTLE.🏰
11BR, 5BA, turret deck w/NYC views, just *$2M* on #FridayNightZillow
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The most expensive home in Vermont just listed on Zillow. It has a toy car museum, a giant wall of Swatches and assorted other cray on 68 acres. #FridayNightZillow $16M.
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Toy car museum. Maybe it's your thing. #FridayNightZillow

Swatch room. Remember when Swatches were the big thing, like 25 years ago? #FridayNightZillow

Millionaires love their toys:
⛳️Miniature golf
🎾Lighted tennis court
🕹️Game room
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I won't *quite* call this the Sitting Room of the Gods, but it'll do. #FridayNightZillow

Lots of weird little pieces of art and funky furniture in this megamansion. I spy an Eiffel Tower, a miniature train, and I guess that's an Uncle Sam? #FridayNightZillow

I love this kitchen and all the light-colored wood in this house. (I personally have some Vermont-built dressers and a Vermont dining room table. Fantastic stuff.)
I'll take this over Nouveau Greige any day of the week.
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Not sure what this is. In the game room. I'm kind of creeped out. #FridayNightZillow

Up next, the Texas House of Crazy Sinks! Prepare your retinas before clicking through. Yours for $2.3M on #FridayNightZillow
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These are sinks. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow

This house also has this Texas-shaped sink, but the pic appears to have been removed. (You can still see the sink if you click on the 3D view). #FridayNightZillow

Sweet bedroom nook? This really is a nice Texas lake house...for a rich person who loves crazy sinks. #FridayNightZillow

My wife found a Secret Garden for sale in Indiana. $70K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/12…

Just *$749K* buys you a big house built in 1749 w/nearly 30 acres in Boyertown, PA.

But I have just one question: Does the CANNON convey??? 💥 #FridayNightZillow
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"Bald Eagle Island" in St. Paul, Minnesota with a thoroughly modern home and your own Hovercraft to whisk you to shore when you want. More than half a mile of shoreline all to yourself. Not really my style but I love the floors. $6.6M. zillow.com/homedetails/1-…?

Affordable housing! ~$210K gets you a rental home with 3 units on >1 acre in Augusta, Maine. Retire right now and live in one, rent the other two? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/36…

$599K gets you a sweet ~1905 home in Galveston. Not that far from the beach. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…

Just a typical Florida megamansion but my wife noticed a couple of odd details: A jet ski in the pool with fire and a 600-gallon "Jellyfish tank." $4.9M. Really NOT my style. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/72…

Shockingly cheap historic Chicago home built in 1862 on 1+ acre. Said to be a stop on the Underground Railroad. Could use some updating but seems in OK shape with some cool details. Maybe turn it into a park? $650K. #FridayNightZillow cc: @meredithshiner zillow.com/homedetails/10…

$725K buys you a big Midcentury Modern home in Pa. Has a glass sink. Hope you like mustard-colored kitchen cabinets. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/71…

Posting this house mainly for the mirrors above the bed. $1.685M in Sherman Oaks. You never really know what goes on in other people's homes. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/14162-Va…?

This theater is distracting. And yeah, just making sure you are still awake. #FridayNightZillow

Spectacular glass house in Marin Del Rey. $3.85M. Be nice to the neighbor kids, don't throw stones, etc. #FridayNightZillow #GlassHouse zillow.com/homedetails/12…

All of our houses should have rooftop decks. Why don't we? #FridayNightZillow

Converted church in Nova Scotia for just $320K Canadian! Two words: PIPE ORGAN! We need to buy ASAP for the FNZ timeshare corp. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/75…

Posting this house for this living room. The rest of the house will take you to a certain decade (?) but I don't have the heart to show it. I will say that is one awesome coffee table. Illinois. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

Why is this nearly $7M? Have people not seen what happened with mortgage rates? Anyway, I'd buy the Big Sur compound every day of the week and twice on Sunday before I'd buy this FL house. But it is *right* on the beach. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…

Where the billionaires at? The most expensive property in Connecticut is a $100M island with a mess of houses, >60 acres, stables, beach, docks, the works. "The largest private island ever to be offered for sale on the East Coast." #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/Gr…

Most of these houses were found by my wife and my sister-in-law. They are like the Jedi masters of Zillow hunters. #FridayNightZillow

Things are cheaper in Indiana. $375K gets you 7BR, 7BA, >11K sf mansion. Shocking, really. Recent price cut. Would be millions plural in DC. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/52…

Anyone want to go in on a massive dive bar/nightclub combo? 1BR, 5BA, ~13K sf in Indiana. Needs some paint, but how can we lose at just $250K? Live in the on-site apartment! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/31…

$1.1M gets you an 8BR, 7BA historic mansion in Baltimore on a huge lot. Thoroughly updated. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/57…

Last home on #FridayNightZillow is a fantasy Colorado mansion. <$23M in Telluride. zillow.com/homedetails/29…

Perfection. #FridayNightZillow

Not always a fan of modern architecture but I like this a lot. #FridayNightZillow

Potential whirlpool of the year. #FridayNightZillow

Jaw. Dropped. I hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow!

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