Thread by @PunishedRobot

canadians btfo by canada

this thread now exists to catalogue deficiencies in canadian civic rights

you can be compelled to self incriminate as long as its not your case and they cant directly use that evidence against you lmao pity about parallel reconstruction innit

LMAO holy shit ok so they can just have parliament suspend any part of the constitution they like for five years

and just renew the suspension at that point

whats in sections 2 and 7-15 probably nothing important right

as noted elsewhere the cHaRtEr opens by "*explicitly limiting its guarantees** to whatever someone decides is "reasonable" at any given point

its a single sentence setting the stage for their bill of rights and the sentence is "dont take this stuff too seriously"

historical tidbits

- the last time habeas corpus was suspended was under trudeaux adoptive father

- canada had internment camps in **WWI.** above and beyond

-- there was an assassination plot involving someone with the most canadian name imaginable, Thomas D'Arcy McGee

canadian followers im sorry im horrified by your country and im just going to be going off full tilt for a while

you have to understand we thought you were just like us only more polite and boring. now we are awakening to find your government system has garbage for decades

theres nothing a proper american takes more offense at than a badly designed system of government

"buh buh buh you impose Parliamentary systems on your conquered foes!" yes to keep them down and remind them they dont deserve better

canadas second-highest order of merit honors those who want to get the fuck out of canada

canadians i wish you the best of luck in overthrowing your government and in the mean time i am grateful for the object lesson you are giving america

gosh

i mean look at this

this man is broken