Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦 Profile picture
Writes about economics, posts about rabbits. For serious opinions/analysis, read my blog: https://t.co/KfUxUlCYPz

Feb 23, 2022, 14 tweets

Agreed. Sorry, Italians, we have appropriated your food and made it ours. But in turn, we will lose ownership of pizza to Japan, when broccoli-corn-mayonnaise pizza becomes the global norm!

Here's fried shrimp and sausage pizza

Teriyaki chicken mayo lettuce pizza

Crab claw seafood pizza

Shrimp broccoli camembert pizza

Bulgogi pizza

Scallop butter soy sauce pizza

Tapioca pizza

Giant egg pizza

Sausage pizza, but weird

What the ever-living fuck is this

Double pizza

Not even gonna ask what this one is

America we really have to up our game here...

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