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Mar 23, 2022, 16 tweets

Thirty hours after the investigation about Putin’s yacht, The Sun came out with a golden toilet paper holder on the cover.

The reporters got a lot of shocking photos from inside the yacht and fully confirmed our investigation.

↓Thread with new details about Putin’s yacht↓

In the article, Putin is called Mad Vlad, and the Scheherazade yacht is called Putin’s sea palace, with six decks of obscene luxury and nauseating frills. The owner’s indescribable taste can be seen in the description of the yacht alone.

Let’s take a look at the photos!

There is no doubt that the journalists have obtained photographs of the exact yacht we showed. Here’s the same hot tub on the top deck with a stunning view. Everything fits – the bath, railing, sofas (with cushions removed). Inside, everything looks 1,000 times more luxurious.

And now I’m gonna rip my last hair out. We had a lot of shocking details about the yacht’s interior: "Everything in the bathroom - the bathtub, railing, flush buttons, toilet paper holders, shower heads, and, of course, our favourite toilet brushes - is made of gold"

But we had no proof other than the crew’s testimony, so we decided not to share this information. Who would believe us without any photos? Turns out, we were right about everything.
I present to you Putin’s GOLDEN TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

Just in case. Take note of this tweet and get it when new photos are posted:
Putin also has a gold-plated elevator on his yacht!

Another crazy thing removed from the initial investigation, but now confirmed, is a billiard table equipped with a mechanism that allows the table not to bend over during the jolt. Here it is. There is a gas fireplace here, and two others on the yacht, including wood-burning one.

Let’s move on. There’s an AQUADISCO on it. Literally. The dance floor in one of the rooms can be lowered and turned into a swimming pool. There are only 2 yachts with such a hellish thing in the whole world: the new Putin’s yacht Scheherazade and the old Putin’s yacht Graceful.

We told you about a mechanical piano that can play itself, like in the movies. Here it is in the picture in the back of the living room.

Another photograph from this room: on the left you can see a model of the yacht that we talked about and even showed.

Not only does Putin have a golden toilet paper holder, the whole yacht is golden. A gold champagne bucket, a gold chandelier. And that you cannot cover in gold is made of marble and precious wood.

The builders say the yacht costs not 700 million dollars as we have mentioned, but 1.5 times more, over 1 billion dollar, or 110 BILLION RUBLES.
Another cool, typically “Putin” detail: the yacht has a judo tatami and, above it, a kimono photo, so does each of his palaces.

The yacht even has a small clinic. Evidently, the gramps is turning 70 this year.

There is also a cinema, the world’s largest TV ever installed on a yacht. Its width is 4.5 meters. Four independent systems are simultaneously providing protection from drones.

There is no doubt that this billion-dollar Scheherazade yacht belongs to Putin. His guards make up its crew. Anyone who ever worked or works on the yacht knows who owns it. Not to mention the familiar golden folly inside.

The yacht was in Italy for maintenance when Putin began bombing Ukraine. Since he is under sanctions, the yacht must be arrested. There’s nothing to stop it. Putin must be held accountable for his actions, and depriving him of his new favourite toy is the least that can be done.

P.S. The last detail of the story that I really liked. When The Sun called the captain's mother, she said that she would be "furious if she found out that her son was working for a Russian dictator". If I were him, I wouldn't come back home now.

thesun.co.uk/news/18035386/…

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