Thread by @docrocktex26

The GOP better damn well hope & pray Clarence Thomas is “just” hiding from his dumpster fire of a wife’s text message treason because the way the actuarial tables and his karma are set up… 🥴

“Just” hiding takes the lead…

Indeed he has but karma don’t do discharges so let’s “just” sit tight for a spell, dear. ☕️

To clarify for the folk who don’t speak shade: if the GOP thought covering up a treason conspiracy with an infection/hospitalization conspiracy smack dab in the middle of a SCOTUS confirmation for the 1st Black woman Justice was a brilliant strategy, they need to HOPE & PRAY.

Whoever came up with said strategy is not only guilty but overpaid & dumb as hell too because why would you remind us that Clarence’s days on the court should/could be numbered when we’re STILL trying to avenge the loss of Obama’s stolen SCOTUS seat? Y’all thought we forgot? 🤷🏾‍♀️

There really aren’t even that many plausible options, either he *was* gravely ill & there’s risk of ongoing issues (like an urgent need to take extended medical leave) OR he *is* on the mend physically but his ego & career are still on life support because he’s a treason weasel.

All true but the problem for them is they aren’t God even though they pretend to be on TV. If he has a medical illness or morbidity/mortality risk ratio beyond their control over the next 2 years, their only option is doubling down on Constitutional crises to hold the line.

Whew chile, no they are NOT trying to rebrand him with RBG’s work ethic right now. Say it ain’t so. 😱🥴🤭

The real tea is we wouldn’t even be asking these questions if the story they’re telling made sense and didn’t sound like a crime in progress…

Actually the real tea is the judgment he deserves can really only be dished out by a higher power and natural selection. He messed with the WRONG ones too many times. #AmericanSociopath #LetItBurn