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Bloomberg reporter / Congress. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow #CheapZillow for fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Mar 26, 2022, 49 tweets

FIRST on an epic #FridayNightZillow 🧵: A fantastic, cray-cray New Mexico adobe compound.
Gonzo decor. 6,200 sf. 1.44 ac. Bathrooms you have to see to believe. "Deluxe chicken coup [sic]"
"Chickens and Coy [sic] fish convey"
$1.2M. Follow along!... 1/ zillow.com/homes/4025-Sen…

New rule: Never make your *Taxidermy Room* and your *Pool Room* the same room. For all kinds of reasons! #FridayNightZillow

Koi on the left, workout/hangout patio on the right. This is more my cup o' tea. #FridayNightZillow

This is a toilet. #FridayNightZillow

Just making sure y'all are awake! #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow

Interesting dining room on the left, sweet kitchen on the right. #FridayNightZillow

I'd, uh, probably want to redecorate. #FridayNightZillow

The compound, er, lacks a bit in curb appeal, but makes up for it with character. Whoever lived here had fun. #FridayNightZillow

Up next: Frank. Lloyd. Wright. #FridayNightZillow

The Derby House by Frank Lloyd Wright is on #FridayNightZillow. Architecture, folks. NOT a @mcmansionhell home.
$3.295M, 5BR, 3BA. A gorgeous kitchen/setting in Glendale, California. Lots of nude male art for some reason? zillow.com/homedetails/25…

Not sure what these guys are doing with this acorn. Love the lamps/furniture, but they're extra. #FridayNightZillow

I don't think that guy is real. He's also not wearing clothes. #FridayNightZillow

It's not the largest kitchen in the world, but I could cook here. Love the wood. #FridayNightZillow

Not sure who these people are. You can read a Curbed profile of the "Mayan-inspired" house when it was up for sale previously at this link: la.curbed.com/2015/5/19/9958…

Up next, a custom mansion in Hayward, California that takes "open concept" to the next level. Sweet redwood bar, enormous great room, and a lot more... Looks like a spaceship from the outside. <$4.7M #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/25…?

This master bedroom is open to the master bath. That's a shower behind the elephant. It's enormous, it's crazy, it's #FridayNightZillow-worthy!

I like the fireplace, but what's that on the left? #FridayNightZillow

I was thinking that was a pretty green pool. And then, oh, hi there fishies... #FridayNightZillow

Joshua Tree Dome House. Just $665K for 3BR! We should buy it for the #FridayNightZillow timeshare co-op. Looks very clean. zillow.com/homedetails/61…

Cool Victorian in Elgin, Illinois on #FridayNightZillow. <$620K gets you 7BR, 5BA, 5,600+sf and a fairytale exterior. zillow.com/homedetails/70…

These rooms in these old houses are usually a bit stuffy for me. And I personally hate wallpaper. But maybe it's your thing? #FridayNightZillow

FANTASY EQUESTRIAN/MODERN ESTATE. Massachusetts. Mega-expensive. $15.5M. 300 acres. *Several* homes, including a stunning elevated glass box w/views. Barns. 5 *miles* of roads and trails. It even has a covered bridge! Worth your click. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/21…

You could film Bridges of Madison County AND Ex Machina on the same estate! #FridayNightZillow

What the hell is this? Maybe a giant hair dryer for horses? #FridayNightZillow

I love this bedroom. But I'd want to make very sure it has automatic blackout shades come down so I could sleep. #FridayNightZillow

Time for some legit affordable housing.
~7,500 sf, a kitchen that could feed an army, 4 bathrooms. $100K? Yes, $100K!!! I saw we buy it, fix it up, maybe house war refugees or homeless and help them get back on their feet. NEW YORK on #FridayNightZillow! zillow.com/homedetails/12…

Not gonna lie. I want this sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow

Stunning home conversion and affordable too. Just $393K in Dayton, Ohio for nearly 3K sf of a really cool house. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

Midcentury Modern Masterpiece in Rancho Mirage, California on #FridayNightZillow. Groovy! $1.725M. zillow.com/homedetails/36…

Partytime! #FridayNightZillow

Not sure about yellow in my bedroom, but I'll make an exception. This house is fantastic. #FridayNightZillow

Sometimes the boring exteriors hide WTH interiors. My eyes about popped out of my head about 1/3rd of the way through the pics on this one. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…

Usually don't see ceiling pantings anything like this until you get to the $5-$6M range. And this house is $745K. I think the artist lives here? #FridayNightZillow

Oh, hi, cherubs. I'm just trying to go potty over here. Um. Can I have some privacy??? #FridayNightZillow

They even went arty on the billiards room ceiling. I've NEVER seen anything like this. #FridayNightZillow

Kenworthy Hall in Alabama. It's a plantation house built right before the Civil War in the "Italian Villa" style. Should probably be made into a museum? $1.1M. 13,000 sf. Pics = some serious vibes. cc: @BrendanKKirby #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23…?

I wonder what happened in these rooms all those years ago. #FridayNightZillow

Just a few more homes tonight... #FridayNightZillow

This might be the *ultimate* fixer upper. You get a 28,000 sf MARBLE shell. Originally the Vermont Marble Company. Did I mention they built the dang thing out of MARBLE? Just $799K! #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/61…

This might be my favorite house tonight, though it's not cheap.
$3.195M gets you a thoroughly updated, 7BR/7BA fairytale Victorian mansion in Newton, Massachusetts on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22…

Just great. Clean, spacious, and updated without destroying the essentials of the house. Love it. #FridayNightZillow

Another perfect bedroom. Getting sleepy. #FridayNightZillow

Final home tonight is an testament to American excess. Vail, Colorado. ~$40M, or 5,517,241 hours at minimum wage. New construction. Check out the lap pool. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/16…

Oh, hello there! #FridayNightZillow

I hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNIghtZillow. Most of the houses tonight were found by my sister-in-law and my wife. Also a h/t to @ftnvalleysports for sending in the Vail insanity. Suggest reading up on the haunted Kenworthy House tomorrow so you can sleep...

Oh darn I forgot to post the SINK OF THE WEEK!

Here it is. In the Vail megamansion, of course.

Also, Twitter should have a human-moderated edit button.

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