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Owner of a large and slightly weirdly-shaped head. | "Can become unpleasant when stressed." - Reviewer 2 | Purveyor of #GenderBalancingClothingCommentary

Mar 31, 2022, 10 tweets

Who wears it better: @JoeDoesNews or @MattDoran91?
The lapels and ties are conspicuously lacking bling, gents.
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Just how quickly does your beard grow, @mf_rennie?
I like the shirt but it's a rather bland. Couldn't you liven it up with some bling?
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I know it's important for people to know the rank of police officers but the hi-vis under the epaulettes is not the most attractive look.
A traditional police cap rather than a baseball cap would've been better.
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The Putin cult of personality is not the only cult in the Kremlin: the Blue Suit Cult still holds sway, too.
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Not enough shirt cuff on display this morning, @JoeDoesNews, and the tie knot is just a tad off the centre line.
More (or better) makeup would obscure those eyebags.
Neat from the back, though.
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Some pleasing variety from @SciNate this morning with a black belt with blue slacks (rather than brown belt yesterday).
Love that shirt.
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That particular shade of blue doesn't really work with your grey suit, @PaulSadlerCnslt. The one-side-in-one-side-out collar is a disappointment.
Your hair is looking quite good this morning.
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I wouldn't have worn that shirt with those curtains behind you, @PeterGreste.
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I love the buttons on that jacket, @Tonaaayy_, and the cuffs are delightful, too.
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Looking at @Tonaaayy_'s fingernails ☝️ I can't help wondering how they'd look with some nail polish.
I'm sure @SciNate would be happy to do the honours.
Whaddyareckon, fashionistas?
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