starman is played by joel mchale and i can't deal with this #jhwatchesstargirl
it's not even a starman i know but *still* #jhwatchesstargirl
excitedly watches the justice societ--oh they're dead in the first ten minutes of the show okay #jhwatchesstargirl
[points at giant shadowy hand dragging off dr. mid-nite] THAT'S HIM THAT'S MY BOY #jhwatchesstargirl
that's just straight-up archie andrews #jhwatchesstargirl
this staff just wants walksies and i love it #jhwatchesstargirl
TED KNIGHT!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
what is it with ice guys and dead wives #jhwatchesstargirl
SHAAAAAADE #jhwatchesstargirl
look at this stylish traitorous motherfucker #jhwatchesstargirl
beth is PERFECT #jhwatchesstargirl
gambler has the superpower of owning a gun #jhwatchesstargirl
MID-NITES ARE THE BEST...... #jhwatchesstargirl
shade is so hot i can't stand it #jhwatchesstargirl
but i can't believe he has competition for best villain in the crocks #jhwatchesstargirl
barbara: you know this would be a lot simpler if you told us what you know instead of being an overdramatic monologuing fuck
shade: you can't ask me to betray my principles #jhwatchesstargirl
i think all these children should have a nice day #jhwatchesstargirl
if beth and chuck don't become best friends i'm going to cry #jhwatchesstargirl
i am incapable of seeing joel mchale and not going "fucking jeff winger" #jhwatchesstargirl
shade: [gains a soft spot for someone, immediately sacrifices himself for them] #jhwatchesstargirl
oh my god mcnider was briefly starman shade has a *type*
hello season 3! every episode of stargirl should feature the shade making twelve different pained expressions in a row #jhwatchesstargirl
scenes that should have happened: while courtney and pat argue over locking the door, the shade appears in their living room to talk to barbara #jhwatchesstargirl
i love how every season a new villain repeatedly appears in barbara’s office for a heart-to-heart #jhwatchesstargirl
pat third-wheeling shade and jeff winger’s sexual tension……. #jhwatchesstargirl
our extremely legit stream crashed during the baking scene, this is illegal #jhwatchesstargirl
the shade. richard swift. a man who would never waste time on gaudy theatrics. #DCStargirl #jhwatchesstargirl
also shade snapping when jeff brings up jay garrick 👀👀👀 #jhwatchesstargirl
(he dramatically vooped twenty feet away back into his house, didn’t he) #jhwatchesstargirl
COURTNEY AND JEFF ON THE LECTURE COUCH… #jhwatchesstargirl
I SWEAR IF YOU HARM ONE HAIR ON THEIR EVIL LITTLE HEADS JEFF-- #jhwatchesstargirl
oh my god the shade's tie has roses on it🤩#jhwatchesstargirl
also shade threatening jeff winger was just straight-up seductive #jhwatchesstargirl
maria is clearly the mvp of this season #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
i barely had time to process the greatest name ever in the credits before the crocks happened #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
WHY DID YOU PROGRAM THIS… #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
HOW DOES PAULA KEEP GETTING BETTER… #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
KILL HIM PAULA! KILL HIM!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
i NEED the shade and paula to fight for barbara’s attention #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
WHAT THE FUCK JEFF WINGER. #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
clearly the staff should be shared between courtney and the crocks #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
GROUND HIM PAT #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
maybe a wacky uncle pat #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
WE BELIEVE IN YOU PAULA!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
whatever you’re doing don’t #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
PAULA YOU’RE FLAWLESS…… #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
my husband, with absolute glee: COOL!!! HE’S DEAD!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #WeLoveStargirl #RenewStargirl
this season is just the crocks trying very hard to negotiate a foursome and i am rooting for them #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
TED!!!!!!!!!! SHOW US TED!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
[pat gives jeff winger his handmade uniform]
me: pat's so cute!!!
spooky: and dumb. #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
cross-stitching instead of livetweeting but NO MONOGAMOUS EXPLANATION #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
i’m rooting for cindy!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
JEFF. WIN. GER. #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
great thing about starman is if jeff winger was replaced with an evil doppelgänger it would be indistinguishable from the original #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
relatedly SO glad this is not jack knight #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
just realized the dugans brought fruits and veggies to the mahkents because they KNEW the crocks must've given them a juicer #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
please don't have todd accidentally kill his boyfriend... #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
oh just a ruined date that's okay. welcome to being a superhero buddy #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
spooky: does keith david get to say words this episode??
keith david: [immediately steps out of the shadows and starts talking] #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
i desperately want to hear mike's prayer #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
it's so nice when superheroes get to have families..... #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
RETURNING JUST FOR A LITTLE LIGHT KIDNAPPING, HE'S PERFECT #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
YES SHADE AND JADE FRENEMIES!!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
please force shade to interact with teenagers all the time, thank you #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
i LOVE them #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
go collect some more teenagers shade #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
i'm so glad james robinson is here to back to write the shade as he was meant to be: a sulky brat #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
zeek is a treasure and so is his grandmother #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
yolanda 😢#jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
SHADOW BUDDIES*
*also frenemies #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
HELL YES
I MEAN NO THIS IS AWFUL LET TODD HAVE A NICE DAY BUT ALSO HELL YES #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
life-changing road trip with the shade!!! life-changing road trip with pat!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
NO DON'T STOP THERE #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
“i dont want to help children! i dont want to help children!!” the shade continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a hero. #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
cool, free hat! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
NONONONONONO #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
also swift and stripesy is everything i ever wanted, please continue annoying each other #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
YES MORE EMILY!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
YES SHARE YOUR DEEP-ROOTED FAMILY INSECURITIES BOTH OF YOU #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
DICKIE TRYING TO HELP...... #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
NO
DICKIE! DICKIEEEEEEEEEEE #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
the shade's issues with death...... #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
dickie "i'm incapable of feeling anything" "i haven't loved since the thirties" swift!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
i'm gonna have to rewatch this episode like 84 times #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
pat is the only person who could experience this and not call shade dickie, exclusively, forever #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
bones bones bones bones bONES BONES BONES BONES BONES! BONES! BONES!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
dickie you have to feel a feeling #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
yes courtney collect another redeemed (?) villain (??) #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
oh no mike!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
shade just co-opting barbara for his trauma #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
dickie!!!!! todd!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
tiny beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
his SMILE!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
welp he's officially Uncle Dickie now #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
i can't handle pat and dickie bonding. i will die if todd and dickie bond #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
YES YOU'RE THEIR DAD NOW #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
SHADE!!!!!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
outlandish...........theatrics................. #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
OPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
you guys should hug... #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
oh my god it's xemnas #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
"uh, swift, can i have a little insecurity about my wife--"
"shut up no she's my sister now" #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
okay fine i'll read jsa and infinity inc next #jhwatchesstargirl #RenewStargirl
things i need: 1. fic about shade helping todd come to terms with his sexuality 2. art of shade and barbara hugging #jhwatchesstargirl
if you hurt the crocks i will destroy the world #jhwatchesstargirl
our people now!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
why are isa members so good #jhwatchesstargirl
aww, jeff winger's...trying? #jhwatchesstargirl
look the crocks and whitgans NEED to form a happy polyamorous relationship #jhwatchesstargirl
YES!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
KISS!!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
oh courtney <3333 #jhwatchesstargirl
DO NOT HURT THEM I WILL EAT THIS SHOW!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
i'm very stressed!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
hoyl shit #jhwatchesstargirl
i am forced to ship ultra-humanite/clayface #jhwatchesstargirl
let's steven universe this shit! redeem everyone!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
STOP WITH THE DEATH FLAGS!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
no! don't do the stupid hero thing!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
bullllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiit @jhwatchesstargirl
immediately erasing this from my personal canon. this episode ended at 8:57pm #jhwatchesstargirl
they're fine! just glue the dust back together!!! they're in the shadowlands!!!!!!!!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
no you misunderstood barbara needs to be menaced by NEW villains each season #jhwatchesstargirl
anyway love is dead #jhwatchesstargirl
i hate comics #jhwatchesstargirl
ah those life model decoys sure are fragile! think the doombots need an upgrade!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
scriptwriters: [release that scene]
execs: oh okay no need for more seasons then #jhwatchesstargirl
why couldn’t [BLACK ADAM SPOILERS] come in and scoop up all those death flags, huh #jhwatchesstargirl
me, heartbreakingly naïve: the shade can’t die, so i don’t have to worry about stargirl emotionally devastating me! #jhwatchesstargirl
they should haunt the dugmores, it would be indistinguishable from their normal interactions #jhwatchesstargirl
“why are there loud noises in your kitchen at 5am? how did someone get through a locked door? is your house haunted???”
“yes, but,” #jhwatchesstargirl
barb and artemis better murder the SHIT out of him #jhwatchesstargirl
but not before the shade delivers an absolutely scathing takedown #jhwatchesstargirl
guys maybe "you can either have the staff or backup" isn't the best strategy #jhwatchesstargirl
okay, jeff winger, same #jhwatchesstargirl
mike discovering the trolley problem in real time #jhwatchesstargirl
why is artemis alone!!! why is nobody hugging her right now!!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
THANK you barb!!!! #jhwatchesstargirl
i was so excited, i thought that was grundy back to eat him #jhwatchesstargirl
[violently flips off the preview] #jhwatchesstargirl
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