Thread by @StevenTDennis

FIRST on #FridayNightZillow, a cool house on 35 acres in Cortez, Colorado. Amazing 360-degree views near Anasazi ruins with 9 archeological sites included. Cool Kiva sitting area w/ladders, painted ceiling. Maybe this is your dream home? 4BR/4BA <$1.3M. zillow.com/homedetails/22…?

Interesting. Big windows. Don't watch Poltergeist while living here. #FridayNightZillow

This is a sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow

This is "Frank's Imaginarium." Listing: "A room that will amaze — and intrigue!" An otherwise gorgeous, restored 1700s-era Poolesville, Maryland home, commutable to DC, <$800K! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…?

This house already has a pending offer, and you can see why. It's really great. Has a sweet office, nice kitchen, lots of space, character, nice floors, big garage. #FridayNightZillow

This one's an AMAZING deal that would make a great @HGTV episode! Just $75K gets you a BBQ restaurant/home & a promise from 78-year-old owner Johnnie Ross to teach you his award-winning recipes and how to run his business!🔥🔥
KANSAS on #FridayNightZillow
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It's charming. Tempted to buy this just for the BBQ lessons. One question: Has @JerryMoran or @RogerMarshallMD eaten here? #FridayNightZillow

Neighbor is kind of an eyesore. But look on the bright side: You're likely to get power restored first in a storm! #FridayNightZillow

This house is just 20 years old but has look and feel of something much older. It's fantastic, on 40 acres and $1.45M. Already has a pending offer. Boyds, Maryland near Sugarloaf Mountain. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22…

Really doesn't seem like a 20-year-old house, does it? #FridayNightZillow. I normally hate wallpaper but I am kind of digging this.

A bit of whimsy. Now I want an airplane in my office. #FridayNightZillow

Interesting ceiling. I think I could get hypnotized by it. Is that the point? #FridayNightZillow

Old timey toilet in new timey house. I assume these flushes pack a punch? #FridayNightZillow

Tell me this isn't an indoor fire pit/pool/pergola/kitchen/drop ceiling room. Oh wait, it is. This whole house has my eyes on fire. Warning: Taxidermy incoming. Oklahoma. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/48…?

In Oklahoma City, $1.325M will buy you nearly 10,000 sf of eye-popping decor. -100 points for the Zebra head having to stare at Zebra-themed coffee table for all eternity. #FridayNightZillow. I like the red chairs.

This shouldn't be in your bedroom. Seriously. What is up with people? #FridayNightZillow

This is the time of the evening where I make sure you're awake. We've got a lot more houses to come! #FridayNightZillow

This bathroom is what happens when ____? (Wrong answers only) #FridayNightZillow

This is an oppressively large and cheap-for-the-price megamansion in Georgia. $2.15M. It has a weird game room, nice wine room and a British telephone booth. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/53…

New Castle just dropped on Zillow! $11.8M gets you "Greenwich's Largest Castle." Hemlock Castle features 20K+ square feet, some funky decor, a potential Kitchen of the Year and some sweet gardens. Connecticut on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…

I don't want to speculate what these are for. #FridayNightZillow

This wine table is art. #FridayNightZillow

Conversation rooms? #FridayNightZillow

This property isn't on Zillow for some reason, but you can get a colossal prison in Laconia, NH to redevelop! @annmarietimmins has the story #FridayNightZillow

Can't quite decide if I Iove this house or hate it? It sure is something, though. $7.8M. Zephyr Cove, Nevada. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

This is some kitchen. Kind of overwhelming. #FridayNightZillow

Funky ceiling in the pool/grotto room. Because when you're this rich, you can do whatever you want on your ceiling. You can even have 3 of these mansions and still not be rich enough to pay the estate tax. #FridayNightZillow

Proper. TV. Placement. Learn it, live it, love it. #FridayNightZillow

Just a big, beautiful ol' house. St. Paul. <$1.2M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/57…?

<$2.8M Canadian buys you a sweet lodge in Canada. It's nice. zillow.com/homedetails/54…

This is a sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow

Don't do this. I never want to see this again. It haunts my dreams, along with people paying $2.25 for a 16 ounce can of flavored carbonated water when they could pay $1 for 12 ounces of same. #FridayNightZillow

8BR, 4BA Victorian for $60K. My wife thinks it looks haunted. Pennsylvania👻#FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13…?

One of my favorite houses tonight. Cool dome in Utah. $1.35M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/64…

I approve of this kitchen. #FridayNightZillow

Art. #FridayNightZillow

You'll never believe what's inside this boring looking house. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/59…

Somebody took their Harry Potter fandom a little too far. But, bonus: Hand-made Ukrainian torches, axes, furniture and armor conveys! $659K. Utah on #FridayNightZillow

Affordable New Orleans. $270K, super cute. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/53…

2,880 sf mobile home. It's, uh, just $17K. What am I missing? I could afford to retire here right now. Nice carport. Arkansas. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…

Not on Zillow, but I've never seen anything SCREAM "Russian Oligarch" more than this bonkers apartment. Many of you sent this to me! #FridayNightZillow

Ending tonight with BOLDWATER, a fantasy Maine waterfront estate. $9M. 1400 feet of waterfront with deep-water moorings for your yacht. Owned by a film star. It's nice! #FridayNightZillow
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"The home belongs to Tahitian actress Louise Tefaafana Murfey, who played a Tahitian in the 1962 film 'Mutiny on the Bounty.'" realestate.boston.com/luxury/2022/02…

Hope y'all enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow. Most of the homes this week were found by my sister-in-law and my wife, who are Zillowmasters Supreme. See you guys next time and stay safe out there!