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Apr 26, 2022, 51 tweets

Super Encounter! Episode 2: Battle against the TRUE Streaming Pranksters Catchup English Commentary thread! 🔥🔥

Once again, we'll be using the hashtag #スパエン going forward for easy reference! Its time to MAKE MONEY 💸💸

#wrestleUNIVERSE #ddtpro

Shunma: We messed up just now right?
MAO: That’s because you didn’t check 'em?
Shunma: You said they were sus??
MAO: YOU gotta stop MAO from going wild. Its your responsibility, but I’ll forgive you thanks to this wonderful ocean.
Shunma: People of Atami, Good Morning!

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Shunma: Looks amazing right?
MAO: It’s proof of our hardwork.

Shunma: We gotta eat before we go on!
MAO: A noble sacrifice is required before battle!
ShunMAO: Itadakima-su!

MAO: Wakame? Its Nori!
Shunma: Is this minced fish platter?
(Its actually fresh scad)

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Shunma : I've heard there's another spot where people gather. Atami Castle, let's go learn the history while we're at it too!

MAO: Wait a minute...I feel like I'm in a trance...
Shunma: Totonou...I've heard about that
MAO: What does it mean?
Shunma: No idea, let's go!

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Atami Castle: Built in 1959, it was made to be a public attraction. You can see the gorgeous view of Atami and the Sagami Bay from the entrance at the Nishikigaura mountaintop!

Also a very good spot for Cherry Blossom and Fireworks as well!

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ShunMAO: Font!
MAO: I didn’t know the character for Sea had such a strong impact?!
Shunma: Hey don't say such things about their font 😂

<Atami Castle, commence infiltration>

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MAO: I've heard katanas were heavy so it's difficult to actually swing them.
Shunma: I can carry it with one arm.

MAO: Eh? What the hell!

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<<Level 1 terrace>>
MAO: Look at the view!

Text: Back then, warlords wanted to build a castle here but decided to gave up in the end.

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Just a couple of foreigners enjoying the footbath...except their feet aren't in the bath.

Waitaminute...these guys look familiar...🤔🤔
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MAO: Ummm..why do they seem so desperate?? This feel like the parking lot floors of those old AEON backlot malls...🤔

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MAO: Edo tryout corner? Can I swing a katana...but why does this area seem so desperate too???

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MAO: Wait. Is this costume for real??
(pointing to the Demon Slayer costumes)

Shunma: Look at these dolls though. So realistic! Wait, are they Japanese??
MAO: He looks extremely western don’t you think?

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<<Edo Puzzle Corner>
ShunMAO passes through the Edo Puzzle corner which uses tricky images and word play to get them to figure out the answers. Stunningly, they've got every single one correct!

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Shunma: No entry under 18?
MAO: Shunma, do you know what Shunga is? It's lewd art.

Shunma: I guess we'll have to go see!

<<A 29 year old man but there world is still very unknown to him>>

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Chris/Drew: Their takoyakis are so small. Seriously!

Shunma and the curious case of the Shungas 👀
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Just a couple of foreign boys having some fun.
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Shunma: We'll call the police okay!!
MAO: I'm very sure they’re these two! Hey, stop filming!

Shunma: I think its these two as well!

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WOW RUDE.

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MAO: Throwing trash anywhere, filming videos when you shouldn't, playing in the kids area.
Shunma: Speak Japanese!!

Chris: YOU GUYS! URUSAI! ILL KILL YOU!
Drew: You wanna pick a fight??

MAO: He said you wanna pick a fight!! IT MUST BE THEM!!
Drew: LETS GOOO

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<<ENCOUNTER>>

Odd Jobs Aoki: Shunma Katsumata & MAO
vs
TRUE Streaming Pranksters: Chris Brookes & Drew Parker

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OM NOM NOM NOM

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Hey Drew, come and smell the pretty flowers??

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DREW: SAYONARAAAAAAA

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One good deed deserves another!

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I don't think throwing someone off a building is the correct form of punishment for this situation...?!

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Being tall has it advantages 😎
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Chris tries to kill Shunma, attempt #25615
And now with First Person View too!

(We have acrophobia so this scares us 😭)
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DOUBLE OCTOPUS STRETCH FROM ANYWHERE!!

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BYE BYE ELBOW PADS. YEET

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Catch with your head!

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MAO: My elbow pads are now reborn as boxing gloves.

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TOTSUGEKI!

(TL Note: It means charge)
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We love that while Drew and Shunma are trying to kill each other, MAO just wants to hydrate.

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Chris: Oh shit. Oh shit, its so high. KOWAI KOWAI KOWAI AHHH AHHH ABUNAI JINSEI FOCUS GANBARU YABAI.

*Beyond the railing is the sea.
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First Person View of Shunma's Shunmas being cracked open.

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Chris using his Chocopro filming skills to good use in Atami!

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This could possibly be the furthest distance irish whip we've ever seen.

STRIKE!
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Shunma and Drew are very naughty boys.

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Chris also needs some hydrating!

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Chris: You good Drew?
Drew: LIKE HELL I AM!

*Proceeds to drink anyways*

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We kinda knew it was gonna be Shunma.
We had a gut feelig somehow.

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DREW FROM THE HEAVENS!

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Also Drew: I'm no Hentai okay! Forcing me into the Women's restroom!

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POV: You're going to be chopped by Chris Brookes and Drew Parker....and successfully running away.

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...that's gonna hurt.

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That's not Atami Castle....that's OUR Atami Castle!

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Just your normal day of wrestling.

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WASTED

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MAO: No more okay, please stop?
Drew: Actually...we love Japanese food, we love Japanese culture, we love Japan.

We just hate you guys.

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Shunma: Then we'll have to arrest them anyways!
MAO: You're coming with us on the Shinkansen!

Chris: I can't go on the Shinkansen like this!
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Next time on Super Encounter Episode 3: Fight the Hunter of Sparring Fighters! 🔥🔥

and thank you for joining us on the recap of Super Encounter Episode 2! We'll be back tomorrow with Episode 3+4 and LIVE for 5! 👏👏

#スパエン #ddtpro #wrestleUNIVERSE

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