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Bloomberg reporter / Congress. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow #CheapZillow for fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Apr 30, 2022, 43 tweets

Starting #FridayNightZillow with Grace Kelly's childhood home, "Yellowstone" in Philly. Built in 1888 for a Union general and medal of honor winner. $2.5M. 5BR, 4BA, >7300 sf zillow.com/homedetails/87…

These are sinks! In a beautiful home in Canada. $1.25M in Canadian dollars. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/2712-59t…?

GLASS HOUSE. Michigan. It's nice. <$1.5M. Not sure about heating bills? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/41…?

This is a sink! In a small, nice, $395K home commutable to DC. Edgewater, MD. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow zillow.com/homedetails/29…

Boat converted into a beach house in Alaska. Rents for $445 a night, or you can buy it for $995K! On 10 acres. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/25…?

Big Victorian, Small Price. A little dark. Could use some updates, but just $265K so you can afford it. Indiana on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…?

Big house in Arkansas is $870K. Richly decorated. Nice kitchen, grounds. Would be millions in DC. #FridayNightZillow
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Modern Alaska home w/views, sweet kitchen. $550K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/19…?

$1.59M buys you this home in Florida. A lot going on here. Maybe this is your jam, maybe not. (Warning, don't click through if sensitive) #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/21…

Enormous kitchen... #FridayNightZillow

I would not find this office conducive to doing work. And there oughta be a law banning this TV placement. #FridayNightZillow

It's like this peacock is trying to get away from this animal graveyard. #FridayNightZillow

Um, don't zoom in to the mirror. #FridayNightZillow

Retina-singe warning. Need to stay awake because we've got a lot more houses and sinks tonight! #FridayNightZillow

It's SUPERMAN! In a nice, $925K house in Georgia. Fun fact: I used to run around in a Superman costume screaming "I'm SUPER-Man!" when I was a kid. Aunt thought it was adorable. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/12…

I like the castle-themed basement. It's a really nice house all around, actually. #FridayNightZillow

License plate-decorated tray ceiling is an interesting touch. I'll allow it. But that ceiling fan looks dated. #FridayNightZillow

It's hard to believe this house is only 5 years old. Love it. <$1.5M. Worth clicking through to read the description. South Carolina on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/44…?

I ... actually love this wallpaper? Never thought I'd say that. #FridayNightZillow

A fantasy Arizona estate with some eye candy. $5.89M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…

A lot of houses in this price range seem to have artwork like this. #FridayNightZillow

The house really is spectacular. Views. Green granite kitchen island. That front-door. The bar. Insane. #FridayNightZillow

Update:

THIS is the good stuff! $850K rowhouse in Baltimore. It's fun! Unique dragonstairs! Never mind the mannequin. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/14…?

Ever wanted a house where you could have a fancy supper every night with The Last Supper? My wife found the home for you! $1.449M in Illinois on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/80…?

This ceiling is violence. WHY? #FridayNightZillow

A lot going on in this be-mirrored bedroom, eye-opening bedspread, w/fireplace, TV, open to master bath. Not my style, but maybe it's yours. #FridayNightZillow

I love this place in Providence my sister-in-law found. It's a carriage house that was once part of "Barnaby House." She wonders if that's a rudimentary elevator? Just really, really cool space and the window of the week. <$1M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/159-Sutt…?

You can buy this sink with this $1.2M Colorado home or for about $200 online. I don't hate it, but it kind of creeps me out a little. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow zillow.com/homes/820-N-Co…?

Somebody decided to overdo a mansion in California and I'd say they succeeded. ~$10M. It's huge. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/19…?

Nice pool, lounges, closets that are bigger than some apartments, turrets. Check, check, check, check. #FridayNightZillow

You will never believe what's inside this $250K, ~3400 sf house, easily the bargain of the night. Missouri. It's indescribable. Just click through and be amazed! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/35…?

Yeah, I've *NEVER* seen a church conversion like this. Gotta zoom in. #FridayNightZillow

Midcentury Modern Bargain. <$500K in Roanoke. Designed by a local architect for his family, inspired by Frank Lloyd Wright. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/36…?

$1.75M buys you a modern mansion on 23 acres in Phoenix, Md. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

Ending tonight with this *New Construction* home in McLean, Virginia. Says something about our new gilded age? This thing is $8.75M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…

I guess when you are spending this kind of money you can just put up granite walls as your artwork? It's gorgous, but... #FridayNightZillow

Of course you have to have a party shower. It's 2022 and this house costs more than $6M. #FridayNightZillow

Just a couple of sinks the builder thinks rich people will like. #FridayNightZillow

I have never seen a stove like this before in my life. And I've seen probably tens of thousands of homes on Zillow. What is this? #FridayNightZillow

Hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow! See you guys next week. Let me know which one was your favorite, which one you hated, etc. Most of the homes tonight were found by my sister-in-law and my wife = Team FNZ.

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