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May 9, 2022, 10 tweets

A little refresher on how much stupidity you’ve been subjected to recently. Enjoy.🧵/1

• 2+2=5
• Working out makes you a Nazi
• “Unfettered” convos are violence
• Obesity is healthy

• 8 white identities
• You can’t be “not racist”
• Free speech is bad for you
• P0rn for kids is “education” /2

• If nobody sees my costume who am I?
• Masks don’t make sense but do it anyways
• The Great Reset is a conspiracy, but here’s their website
• Gas prices explained by CNN /3

• Straight men act gay???
• Made up pronouns are a human right
• Guy who can’t define racist wins genius grant
• Larry Elder is a white supremacist /4

• Critical thinking is bad for you
• Hunter Biden coverup to save election
• Being healthy is toxic masculinity
• Kids aren’t “pure” they’re “kinky” /5

• Being normal is transphobic
• Trump turns black people white
• Straight black men are toxically white
• “Fiery but mostly peaceful” /6

• School rock is racist
• Playing God to fight global warming
• Boys bathrooms need menstrual products
• Knitting community is racist /7

• Everything is white supremacy
• People upset when trans-ing their kid is unsuccessful
• Babies are environmental vandalism
• Wear masks outdoors /8

• Men can get pregnant
• Sex is a spectrum
• 2020 election “saved”
• Low expectations good for kids /9

• Ok we admit it’s happening in schools but we promise it’s not grooming
• Abolish private property
• 1984 good, civil liberties bad
• Why kids not seeing facial expressions is good for them, explained.. /10

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