Thread by @WeLoveNATO

OK, before we begin our #PutinsUsefulIdiot competition, let me introduce our 16 competitors, in random order...

1. Olaf Scholz 🇩🇪
No surprise here, 'Feige Sau' that he is, he's been against sending weapons to 🇺🇦 until he was for it, and then was against it, and then was for it, and then...
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2. Angela Merkel 🇩🇪
The invasion of 🇺🇦 was pretty much guaranteed once she vetoed Ukraine's NATO bid in a pathetic attempt to appease putin.
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3. Emanuel Macron 🇫🇷
Desperately trying to make 🇫🇷 the leader of 🇪🇺 but in fact doing the exact opposite. Constantly "talking with putin" and wondering why he is not getting his respect, Macron epitomizes the weak Frenchman who still thinks 🇫🇷 is relevant
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4. Nicolas Sarkozy 🇫🇷
Remember this Napoleon-sized appeaser? He backed Merkel in her NATO veto of 🇺🇦. Within just a few years, orc tanks rolled across the border of 🇺🇦
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5. Marine LePen 🇫🇷
Race-baiter LePen might actually be a paid agent of putin, we don't know. We do know that she wants to fatally weaken NATO, giving putin the chance to tapdance all over eastern Europe.
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6. Hillary Clinton 🇺🇸
Naively believed she could 'reset relations with 🇷🇺. Blithely ignoring putin's recent invasion of Georgia, she may have confused it with the US state of Georgia? (Look at Lavrov in the pic btw. His demeanor says it all.)
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7. Donald Trump 🇺🇸
Hard to make a list of putin tools w/o mentioning this 🤡 who is so desperate to be like putin, he'll do anything for him. One can only imagine how hard putin laughed when he read the FSB's psychoanalysis of Trump 🤮
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8. Tucker Carlson 🇺🇸
Yet another 'real American' who loves freedom more than all Europeans combined. Some suspect he may actually be a paid 🇷🇺 agent, others suspect he may actually be human. Either way, he's def one of Kremlin's favorite western media tools
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9. John Mearsheimer 🇺🇸
The Neville Chamberlain of our time, this useful 🇺🇸 idiot keeps blaming NATO without asking why all eastern European countries rush to join as soon as they can. Someone lean over and ask him what happened to 🇺🇦 when it couldn't join 🤷🏼‍♀️
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10. Noam Chomsky 🇺🇸
Honestly, wtf is it with Yanks? 🤦‍♂️
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11. Alice Schwarzer 🇩🇪
Feminist and pacifist who wrote the infamous 'Open Letter' telling 🇺🇦 to stop fighting back and accept getting raped so that it will be over sooner. Yet anther typically arrogant 🇩🇪 Besserwisser.
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12. Michael Tracey 🤮
Yet another 🇺🇸 journalist who blames everyone but the rapist for the raping. They say Americans know nothing about the world around them and Tracey is a proud example of American ignorance. The rest of the world just wants him to go away.
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13. Antonio Guterres 🇵🇹
UN 🇺🇳 Sec General who naively goes to 🇷🇺 to negotiate with putin bc he thinks UN is relevant. In return, putin lobs missiles into Kyiv the moment Guterres arrives in Ukraine🤦‍♂️
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14. Edward Snowden 🇷🇺
Proudly defending freedom of the press from that bastion of democratic media freedom of 🇷🇺. FOH you hypocrite.
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15. Narendra Modi 🇮🇳
Indians rightfully hate imperialism (so long as that imperialism isn't done to them.) Modi is the poster child of this perverse 🇮🇳 nationalism. Still calling putin his "friend", Modi has yet to criticize russia's colonialism in 🇺🇦
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16. Henry Kissinger 🇺🇸
No one ever liked him, and even fewer even knew he was still alive. This enigma is simultaneously notorious for being both a warmonger and appeaser 🤷🏼‍♀️. Why the media still gives voice to this 🤡 is beyond all of us. Go away, Henry.
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That's your crew of pathetic contestants. The competition starts soon. Who do you think will be the biggest loser? Make your predictions below 👇

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Let the competition begin!