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Bloomberg congressional reporter. On thre4ds & Mast4don @steventdennis. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow 4 fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Aug 13, 2022, 39 tweets

THIS is a shower. In a $2.95M house in Canada. And this is #FridayNightZillow! Follow along... 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/10…

Nice tub. #FridayNightZillow

THIS IS A SINK! Bravo, Canada. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow

All bunk beds should have slides like this. I also think we should replace one of the Senate elevators with a slide. (Would save energy and time) #FridayNightZillow

The plumbing on this sink is confusing. Does that drain into a teapot? #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow

Bed. Swing. Swing. Bed. Looks like fun. #FridayNightZillow

It really is a great house, as long as you can handle the shower weirdness. #FridayNightZillow

California housing is supposed to be expensive, but my sister-in-law found a 160-acre place with this spectacular room for just $375K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/42…?

Tub with a view. #FridayNightZillow

Welcome to funkytown. #FridayNightZillow

$339K buys you an arty collection of weird buildings on 4.8 acres in New Mexico. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/71…?

We really should have more color in our lives. #FridayNightZillow

A lot to process in this kitchen. Make it make sense, @CocaineDecor. #FridayNightZillow

Even *The New Yorker* is doing Zillow comedy now. Maybe I need to move on to something else. #FridayNightZillow

$250K buys you a 2200 sf converted school house on half an acre in Wisconsin. Affordable housing still exists. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/W1…?

"Hot Rod Diner" in a garage. You never know what people have hiding in their McMansions. North Carolina. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/14…?

For $699K we can buy this licensed B&B in Illinois. 11BR, 9BA! In-room whirlpool baths. Seems like a steal. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

Hope we like red. And housework. #FridayNightZillow

How about Vermont? $975K. 7BR/8BA. Why so cheap? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/68…

A lot going on in the kitchen. Normally I'm not one to love gold accents, but... #FridayNightZillow

Michigan. 7BR, 8BA, just $749K. The interior would take some getting used to... #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/40…?

Rarely am I speechless. #FridayNightZillow

Every once in a while I ask, "what can you get for a million bucks these days." The answer: A nearly 9,000 sf stone house in wonderful York, Pa. 4BR, 8BA, 4 acres. We should move here right now. zillow.com/homedetails/23… #FridayNightZillow

I've forgotten what this contraption is. My brain is a little fried. But I think it was a thing you put in your wall that was popular-ish in the 70s? #FridayNIghtZillow

Nice pool. #FridayNightZillow

If you want a house like this in NW DC, you're probably paying $4M? More? #FridayNightZillow

Bonus points for not putting the TV over the fireplace. #FridayNightZillow

Love, love, love the exterior of this B&B. Interior is fine. Price is amazing! $499K and we're in the innkeeping business, folks! Minnesota. 6BR/8BA. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/30…

Want to make a sitcom? We could buy the Smokey Bear Motel. I sense hilarity would ensue. Just $860K. New Mexico. #FridayNightZillow
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Big house, small price alert. $369K buys you >7500 sf in Clinton, Illinois. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

$13.5M buys you 63 acres of scenic paradise outside of Yellowstone. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/29…?

Showstopper tonight is a <$40M fantasy mansion in California. ~13K sf. Lots of eye-candy here. At this price level you get intricate ceilings, luxurious color coordination and spectacular views. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/76…?

The movie theater is spectacular. The kitchen is downright fashionable. I could live here. And I don't usually say that about houses this expensive. #FridayNIghtZillow

The laundry room is acceptable. #FridayNightZillow

I am reliably informed this contraption, which looks like a torture device, is a high-end Pilates machine. #FridayNightZillow

That's it from us tonight. Hope you enjoyed #FridayNightZillow! Thank you to tipsters and special thanks to my sister-in-law for finding most of these homes tonight and to all of you for reading. Let us know which ones you liked the most and which ones you loved to hate!

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