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Creator of TuxPE, friend of and research assistant to @RR_LizardKing, and relentless hunter of spammers / telemarketers / Qcumbers. I know Google-fu.

Aug 27, 2022, 22 tweets

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As it's now public knowledge, I can confirm that I was one of the ones who received the packages filled with used tampons and sex toys masquerading as being from Trustee Harrison.

Doesn't take a genius to know who actually sent them, though.

#rrisd #RRISD1Family

These idiots prepaid the postage using a credit card and printed the shipping label on their malfunctioning laser printer - and they used Avery 6525 labels, too.

CPU means contract postal unit, meaning not a post office.

78681 is Round Rock west of I-35.

Getting the picture?

I haven't used eBay since 2020, and even if I did, the eBay offices - which _are_ on Parmer - isn't where items purchased on eBay are shipped from.

It's like these idiots took the worst KnowBe4 phishing mails they could and made them physical!

And really - "A gift from Tiff?"

How utterly _stupid_ do you idiots in the Round Rock Parent Coalition, Focus on Education, and Round Rock One Family think I am?

This raised more red flags than a May Day parade through Dzerzhinsky Square when Stalin was alive!

Did you _really_ think I would open it blind?

Some of us remember the 2001 Amerithrax incident.

I keep masks and gloves at home, and between that, some grid paper, and my workbench, it was easy enough to open this without exposing myself to someone's blood and what smelled like a bad case of BV.

#rrisd #rrisd1family

I'd forgotten to check the mail on 11 and 12 Aug, then went out of town for the weekend, and forgot again on Monday when I was back. The morning of the 16th, my wife brought in the mail, I saw it, and chuckled at how blatantly obvious - and badly done - the attempt was.

The next day, I got a message from a former coworker via Discord.

I haven't worked for that employer in two years, so I was surprised to find out that someone thought I did.

Of course, I know _why_ they thought that - they got that information from my doxxing last October.

Turns out that the same idiots sent that to my former employer in an attempt to harass me there.

Except, you know, I don't work there any more.

Now where could they have gotten that idea, I wonder?

Perhaps from my doxxing? I got this out of an ORR re: the October incident.

Now, I know who the three people who submitted that packet to @Weserve_protect in their very poorly executed attempt at a frame-up job are - and how they used information gleaned from my doxxing to do it - but we'll come back to that later.

So we know these potato-brained imbeciles sent that to my previous employer in an attempt to cause problems there. What did they send, specifically?

Hell if I know, I'm not going back there, and the WilCo sheriff and USPIS can have the package.

Again, these morons clearly weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, because they paid for this with a credit card and sent it via USPS, complete with tracking info.

Guess what can be pulled with a warrant or subpoena?

That's right - customer information.

What's really interesting is that it turns out that whomever sent similar items to Trustee Harrison committed a third-degree felony in Texas per TPC 22.11, since she's an elected official / public servant as defined by TPC 1.07(41)(E).

Oopsie-doodle.

statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE…

There's one more place that these low-grade imbeciles could have gotten my current address from.

Ken Paxton's public information office was lazy, and they merged three unrelated PIAs from myself, Rob Lesieur of Focus, and Jeremy Story together before sending out a single reply.

That's right. These lazy schmucks combined tickets in order to save time and close a few at once!

I work in IT. I get the desire to close tickets quickly.

BUT I DON'T MERGE UNRELATED ITEMS AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T DIVULGE INFORMATION TO ANYONE WHO DIDN'T ORIGINALLY REQUEST IT!

Imagine my utter surprise when I found out from an acquaintance that she had gotten a copy of that letter for the PIA she had that rejected - and she got it with all the addresses intact!

They've sent this out since June to god knows how many people who asked for RRISD PIAs.

Look at the file name attached to this, as well as the one in the tweet above.

They're the same damn file name!

I opened the letter, and sure enough, all three individuals' addresses were visible at the bottom!

I'd ripped Paxton's office a new one in June when this happened.

They assured me that they were going to develop policy to prevent this sort of thing.

I guess that actually coming up with a form letter to send out with the AG opinion pasted in was too much work for them.

It's not like they don't have the time, money, and staff to do it.

Paxton's office was singularly unhelpful in regards to my complaint to them when I found out they had been divulging my information to literally anyone who asked - and didn't ask - via unrelated PIAs.

Yes, I have reached out to @BucyForTexas about this and their incompetence.

There is reasonable evidence to support the theory that the sender of these packages is a member of at least one of three conservative PACs that harass #rrisd trustee Harrison.

There's a commonality between the three recipients and it narrows the suspect list down considerably.

They paid for their efforts with credit cards, so there's a financial trail that's easily accessible.

The blood and bodily fluids can be run through a lab to test and type them.

Digital forensics isn't just part of my job, it's a hobby, too, and believe me, I love what I do.

TL;DR: Whomever sent these most likely committed both state and federal felonies, possibly with enhancements since it was politically motivated, and I'm looking forward to seeing them reap the consequences of their actions.

Idiots.

#rrisd #rrisd1family #danielleweston #marybone

Extra: @DonZimmermanATX, since you think this is a "Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax," feel free to ask RRPD, the WilCo sheriff's office, and the US postal inspectors.

Whomever sent these should be punished, just like child abusers and deadbeat dads.

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