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Sep 1, 2022, 14 tweets

Since many people are going through hard and sad times, here's a tweet to fluff you all!
#BunJiSeason
Whenever Lan Zhan is sad or distressed, he poofs into a bunny. Being in this form is easier to deal with complex emotions as his bunny brain just wants cuddles and softness.

That's enough to make him feel secure, warm and loved. His husband knows this so whenever Wei Ying finds a white bunny sitting on him in the morning, he just boops the bunny's nose, gives it an Eskimo kiss and opens his wardrobe to find the fluffiest hoodie they own.

He carries his husbun in his hoodie all day, cuddled close and warm nd secure near him, close to him. Those days, his staff find him going around in a pair of baggy jeans and a pastel hoodie. An online meeting? They see their boss in comfort wear, with a tiny peek of fur.

A business dinner? The client is stunned for a whole minute to see the Tech world's coldest man walk around with a flooped bunny peeking from the front of his hoodie. Late night finance discussions? His secretary has no chance to advance unless he wants to be fired+

for upsetting his boss's already sad bunny. And if anyone dares to comment on Wei Ying’s choice of clothes or the presence of a 'distracting pet', they only have two seconds to scram.
"Perhaps we were wrong, our deals have too long."
The staff know the bun is special+

And they do everything they can to avoid upsetting him. Their boss is mellow when the bun is there so most of them try to take their chance and ask for any leave or something on those days. If their boss gets angry, the bun shows up, a tiny tongue licking +

their boss’ face and he deflates. The staff worship the bunny in a sense. They know the bunny helps their boss. They have even named him, Bunji.
Why? Because whenever the bun or their boss' husband is there, he is calm and so the name.

Wei Ying knows the staff try their luck with his husbun around and he whines about it to Bunji who just sits their in his husband’s hand, grooming himself or cuddling him.

Some more fluffy threads if you all feel like it 🥰😶

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