Thread by @StevenTDennis

This is "The Narrow House" in Washington, DC, and this is #FridayNightZillow! Architect J. Darvish's home; $2.999M, 3BR, >4K sf in the Palisades on Foxhall Road. Follow along...🧵
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Sunroom of the gods. #FridayNightZillow

Living area w/sweet coffee table and funky decor overlooks the sunroom of the gods. #FridayNightZillow

Interesting kitchen. I'm more of a cherry wood kind of guy. #FridayNightZillow

This is the breakfast nook. Reminds me of this French restaurant wife and I went to in Virginia Beach one year where the only way to get in or our was to have the waiter pull the table out. Romantic? Yes. Practical? Not so sure. #FridayNightZillow

Coffee nook w/mini coffee table. Those chairs don't look particularly comfortable though. #FridayNightZillow

One more pic of that sweet sunroom. Off to go take a break and watch "Rings of Power" w/son. Will be back around 10 pm. #FridayNightZillow

Classy San Francisco Beaux Arts-style house with stunning views adjacent to Presidio National Park. $12.9M. Built in 1917. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/28…?

Odd find: This $3.9M mansion in Newcastle, Oklahoma. Listing says it cost $7M to build in 1999! 3 bedrooms and 3 *bars* w/17K square feet on 5 acres with a 1-mile driveway listed as an amenity. 1999 decor. Those columns! #FridayNightZillow

I think this is a bathtub for two. But looks a little on the sharp side? Careful getting out! #FridayNightZillow

Forgot to add the link: zillow.com/homedetails/39… #FridayNightZillow

Amazing: An outbuilding of Drumthwacket (the official residence of the governor of NJ) was reimagined as a home by the director of the Princeton University Art Museum & dean at Princeton’s School of Architecture. 6BR, 6BA, $2.95M #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…?

Property taxes are estimated at nearly $70K a year, so Manchin's decision not to revive super-sized SALT tax break's gotta hurt, but you can comfort yourself with the fact you are still a multimillionaire. #FridayNightZillow

Classy Hamptons? $5.995M doesn't go very far there — less than 3,000 square feet — but you do get great views and a TV-show-worthy interior. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/2-…

I assume that if this is the shape of your pool you are some famous musician? #FridayNightZillow

"Have you ever wanted to sleep in a Haunted Mansion at Disney? Well now you can." $260K. Florida, of course. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/31…?

Bargain home in Cleveland has odd description. "The lower level is not haunted and, with the right vision, has so much to give..." ??? $135K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/56…?

6,841-acre ranch in Colorado. $45.369M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/25…?

Lovely — the Prancing Horse Estate in Carpinteria, California. Invite new town residents Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger over for brunch or something. <$20M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/68…?

Gardens, horses, non-boring ceiling, water features, land, California. #FridayNightZillow

Lakers fan, or did a Laker live here? #FridayNightZillow

Oh, yeah, this is the good stuff! Bob's Big Boy in a $17.995M Calabasas, California super-mansion. We found a collector... #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/25…?

Funky! #FridayNightZillow

The McCune Mansion in Arizona — one of the largest private homes in US at 52K square feet, built in the 60s for a Pennzoil fortune heir and later owned by the Hormel (SPAM) family, listed as 14BR, 23BA for $16M; NO interior pics shown. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/61…?

Nearly 19K square feet for $175K. Kansas. Needs a makeover. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/42…?

Big mansion, smallish price. Oak Brook, Illinois. $2.9M. Nearly $17K sf + extensive gardens. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/70…

What leads to the creation of a bedroom that looks like this? In a Villanova, PA megamansion. #FridayNightZIllow zillow.com/homedetails/81…

Marilyn Monroe fan. #FridayNightZillow

Pool room. Not sure I'd want electric chandeliers dangling overhead or, ahem, paintings...! #FridayNightZillow

Shockingly cheap Worcester, Mass. mansion. $1.5M gets you 16,000 sf. 16BR, 10BA. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/54…?

That's it tonight! #FridayNightZillow Thanks to wife and sister-in-law and tipsters for finding many of tonight's homes.