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Bloomberg congressional reporter. On thre4ds & Mast4don @steventdennis. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow 4 fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Sep 17, 2022, 46 tweets

Blow your mind start to #FridayNightZillow: Inspired by Tron & Ferrari, 100% cray cray. "Welcome to the most interesting home on the market." Dallas. $3.96M. zillow.com/homedetails/50…

Eye candy all around. #FridayNightZillow

I hope you like Ferrari, because this is your new home office. #FridayNightZillow

A bedroom to match your ego. Mirror over the bed, marble, fireplace, chandelier, gold. #FridayNightZillow

One Mirror to Rule Them All. #FridayNightZillow

Cozy, sunken, inside fire pit. Is that Astroturf? #FridayNightZillow

Party shower✔️ #FridayNightZillow

Bar/game room w/turqouise walls. #FridayNightZillow

Sister-in-law found the house newly listed on Zillow; WSJ earlier profiled it and the couple who built it. Link: wsj.com/story/inside-a… #FridayNightZillow

Up next on #FridayNightZillow: A 20-acre Dream Buddhist Retreat on an Island in Washington state. A bargain at $1.85M? zillow.com/homedetails/86…

You get yurts, a meditation room, gardens, tent platforms, a studio, and, oh, that's the Pacific Ocean over there! (Very close to Canada). #FridayNightZillow

What the hell is this? Inside a $40M California mansion "Crown Manor" in Coronado, "the most iconic estate in Southern California" #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

Presidents have supposedly stayed here, the beach is just across the street, and it apparently comes with a property tax break, naturally. #FridayNightZillow

You could feed an army. #FridayNightZillow

You get your own hair salon, massage room, etc. #FridayNightZillow

This is the second thing that scared the bejeezus out of me in this house. What the hell is THIS? #FridayNightZillow. (Found by my daughter).

Not a fan of this color. But the cost of this carved rock must be mind-boggling. #FridayNightZillow

Let's go in together and buy this tourist trap in Silverton, Colorado! $1.6M for "Old Town Square." #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/1135-Bla…?

We get old timey buildings, a gift shop, an old timey photo place for the tourists, living quarters we can rent on AirB&B, and so on. #FridayNightZillow

Checking to make sure you are still awake. We've got a lot more to show tonight. This is a bathroom. In New Jersey. In a house built in 2007! $1.59M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/34…?

"Siri, how much would it cost to replace the tile in every bathroom in this house?" #FridayNightZillow

A house many of you might be able to buy. $749K buys you a funky >4200 sf house on >11 acres in Rhode Island. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/77…?

Sweet dining table, but not a fan of the grey/red cabinetry. #FridayNightZillow

A classic #FridayNightZillow find: fully restored grand old 5BR, 3BA, >4200 sf house in Georgetown, Kentucky is just $525K! And it's full of surprises... #CheapZillow zillow.com/homes/321-Gano…?

*Beer taps* in the kitchen!!! #FridayNightZillow

Bourbon storage/drinking room. It is Kentucky, after all. My eye can't tell if there's any "Old Crow" — Trump's least favorite — on the shelf. #FridayNightZillow

This is a first time I've seen this: A party shower inside a restored historic home. #FridayNightZillow

"Casa de Roca" is amazing, built by a jeweler outside of Santa Fe. Could easily double as a Star Wars set. $899K. Just 1BR? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13…?

Gorgeous setting. Love these fireplaces. #FridayNightZillow

$1.6M buys you a pivate Massachusetts island. Crow Island includes a small chapel, home, docks, etc. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/1-Crow-I…?

Staten Island, never change. $1.35M. Careful navigating your way into the tub around all the knick-knacks. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/88…?

Attention book lovers, after a long, nationwide search, we've found it: The Bookcase of the Gods. #FridayNightZillow In a nice California home. zillow.com/homedetails/63…?

$1.85M buys you a 6BR, 6BA, nearly 9K sf Davidsonville mansion. 45-minute commute to the US Capitol during the week, and you get a short drive to paradise — Annapolis — on the weekend. And it has a fun feature... #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

Party Tub in the living room! #FridayNightZillow

I have some questions. This is in Colorado. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/243-Lost…

Fixer-upper/potential Haunted House of the Week. A former Maryland gov's house from the 1850s w/11BA, 6BR. "It's not perfect and that is exactly why you can get this 8000 sqft home for only $200k." I'm inspired to write a murder mystery. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/82…

The best house of the week might be this $725K mid-century modern masterpiece, which I RT'd a few days ago. #FridayNightZillow

Hard to call a nearly $3M house a "bargain," but this Helena, Montana mansion has 20K square feet, 30BRs and 11BAs. Enough to house 50 people no problemo. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22…

Our Showstopper tonight just might be the most insane house in all of Nevada. It's been on the market for a while and I think I've shown some of it before but it just can't seem to sell. $32.5M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/27…?

Parts of it haves sort of a hotel lobby feel. But it's really designed for very, very large parties. 4BR, 9BAs, 14K sf. #FridayNightZillow

I don't really have any idea what's going on here. I assume it's some kind of West Coast thing. #FridayNightZillow

I think this is actually adjoining party showers. No idea why. #FridayNightZillow

Big steel tub. #FridayNightZillow

If you're spending this kind of money you want a BR with a view and some drama. This one has both. Although a friend of mine told me you shouldn't have anything red in your bedroom. #FridayNightZillow

All the toys: Car elevator, climbing wall, basketball court, Ginormous TV of the gods with opening glass wall to outside. #FridayNightZillow

The putt-putt course is a nice touch too. Hope you enjoyed this week! Special thanks to my daughter, sister-in-law, wife and tipsters! #FridayNightZillow

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