Watched #DontWorryDarling so I'm going to piggyback on my boyfriend's review with my own.
The story follows our hero Jack (Harry Styles) who is a hardworking, sexy, kindhearted man who does everything for his ungrateful, crazy, twat-face wife Alice (Florence Pugh).
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Despite, Jack working hard all day for a guy who is admittedly a bit creepy (Chris Pine) when Alice is sick, Jack cooks for her and takes care of her. They live in utopia, but bitchy Alice isn't satisfied because she keeps having unclear flashbacks & a nagging feeling she
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won't let go. When she wanders upon evidence that seemingly supports her suspicions, she becomes an even bigger twat-face to poor Jack.
For example, Jack gets a promotion and she storms out of the ceremony like a petulant child whining and crying about how her perfect
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life is shrouded in mystery and Jack's evil boss is the mastermind. Her sexy friend Bunny (Olivia Wilde) tries to talk some sense into moron Alice, but the chick just won't leave well enough alone.
Jack should have dropped Alice and stole Bunny away from her hubby.
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The next day, Alice throws what is supposed to be a celebration for Jack, but the bitch can't even do that right. She makes the whole night awkward. She emasculates poor Jack by taking the head seat at the table right as he was about to sit down & then starts yammering
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on & on about her suspicions and her dumb pal that went banana-pants crazy. That's not shit people want to discuss. Not once did she say, "Congratulations, Jack," "You did a great job" or "Get naked so Missy can see your dick, Jack." I'm telling you, she's a selfish twat!
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Meanwhile, poor Jack does everything in his power to appease his unappreciative and ungracious wife. Still, she can't stop snooping. Some chicks just refuse to be happy & Alice is one of them. If she went to Wonderland, she'd murder the white rabbit for bringing her there.
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In the end, Alice causes drama for everyone around her and disrupts everyone's life in catastrophic ways because of her uncontrollable curiosity. She was given a magnificent gift by sexy, British, tall, pussy-eating, Jack and she just refused to be happy. I hate Alice.
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The moral of Don't Worry Darling is crystal clear, "Men, some chicks are never happy so toss those aside before they destroy your lives and fuck the hottie next door cuz her husband is definitely not giving her the goods."
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Overall, the movie was fantastic. Don't believe the crybaby dumbasses who say otherwise. It's definitely in the vein of The Stepford Wives which is my favorite horror film of all time, but it has a very modern flavor to it while capturing the essence of the fab 50s.
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The acting was great. Styles for all the negative press, was brilliant - and I'm not just saying that because he's sexy, tall, British and makes me swoon like a schoolgirl. Sure, that's part of the reason - but not completely. I mean, I do have integrity - I think.
Likewise, Pugh was fabulous in her role. She was completely believable as the nagging wife who just wouldn't let her poor, sexy husband be.
The soundtrack is excellent. From start to finish, I loved it!
Rating: 9/10
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