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Oct 12, 2022, 46 tweets

Greetings from the Anonymous Comrades Collective @AnonComrades. Today's midwest missive carries a STRONG CONTENT WARNING for antisemitism, racism, misogyny etc. STRONG CRINGE WARNING as well. No cringe from @utah161, @161partisan, & various anonymous comrades who pitched in.

Let's meet 34-year-old Jared Glen Vansandt of Nesosho, Misssouri, (aka Pat Bateman, BatemanShadow, etc.) A pillar of the community, recent president of the local Chamber of Commerce, “Past President” of the Rotary Club, & secret misogynist, racist, antisemite, and Nazi. 1/45

The Anonymous Comrades Collective is sensitive to the criticism that bog standard conservatives are being unfairly tarred with the Nazi brush. Let’s do a quick but rigourous check to see if Jared Vansandt/BatemanShadow is actually a Nazi. 2/45

Exhibit 1: Frequent use of “HH” to signify happy hour. While Nazis frequently use “HH” as slang for Heil Hitler, we are going to rank this one as inconclusive. 3/45

Exhibit 2: Jared Vansandt posting "These words echo in eternity" followed by a quote from Mein Kampf featuring Adolf Hitler's vile thoughts about Jews.
This seems pretty bad but let's look a little more closely. 4/45

Exhibit 3: This inspirational quote seems fairly innocuous: “The world is just a barrel-organ which the Lord God turns Himself. We all have to dance to the tune which is already on the drum."
Let's see if we can Google the source... 5/45

Exhibit 4 : Let’s review Jared G. Vansandt’s social media posts for more explicitly Nazi content. Hmmm. 7/45

I wonder how it goes over at the Neosho Rotary Club when Jared Vansandt starts talking about how "the good guys LOST WWII." 8/45

Jared Glen Vansandt of Neosho, MO sure posts a lot of Nazi stuff on twitter using his secret aliases. 9/45

For additional consideration, let us consider whether Jared Vansandt is antisemitic.

Jared Vansandt makes frequent references to antisemitic catchphrases including the "greedy merchant" meme, the "109 countries" trope, and the triple parenthesis to highlight (((Jews.))) 10/45

Jared Vansandt on "naming the Jew": "Once you catch on to them, it’s impossible to stop noticing. And you also stand in awe of their sheer influence given their actual demographic distribution. I remain thunderstruck."
Note: Neosho's Jewish "demographic distribution" is 0% 11/45

Antisemite Jared Vansant researched the "insanely degenerate" TV show Euphoria and felt the need to post his findings about the Jewish heritage of the show creator. 12/45

Jared Vansandt also traffics in Holocaust denial. In these posts he reiterates debunked claims about gas chambers and Anne Frank's diary. 13/45

Jared Vansandt thinks genocide is a reasonable solution: "People like that get the oven too." Who are these "vermin" that Jared Vansandt thinks need to be "extinguished"? 14/45

Jared Vansandt has a chilling and murderous view on interracial relationships, "the pushback back against this degeneracy must be swift and unequivocal. No place but the shallow trenches for brown worshippers." 15/45

Jared Vansandt is a racist despite living in a town with only a 2.5% black population. 16/45

Jared Vansandt went all in on the "Groyper" white nationalist movement, going so far as to adopt their cringeworthy lingo. A grown man palling around online with teenagers, calling women "gorls", and using slang like "fren," "cozy," and "lindy" is a bit creepy. 17/45

Jared Vansandt became critical of the America First movement, and particularly leader Nick Fuentes. He took no umbrage with the racism and antisemitism but found Fuente's long rumoured homosexuality unacceptable. 18/45

Pretentious toff Jared Vansandt is an ostentatious Nazi, a pompatic douchebag who flaunts his wealth & social status seeking online clout. 19/45

Under his various Pat Bateman aliases, Jared Vansandt of Neosho, MO shows off his fancy duds, costly Rolex & Tag Heuer watches, expensive cigars, scantily clad girlfriend (gorl?), & luxurious swimming pool. 20/45

TFW said scantily clad girlfriend blows up your spot and reveals the swimming pool you've posted a dozen pics of is actually at your parent's house! 21/45

So, how do we link altisonant asshole Jared Vansandt to his multiple Pat Bateman Nazi aliases? For starters he likes to poor shame his fellow Nazis with pictures of his expensive clothes, watches, cigars, real estate, etc. 22/45

His posts reveal several key identifying characteristics like his fancy monogrammed shirts. Computer Enhance: JGV (Jared Glen Vansandt.). 23/45

Jared Vansandt also posted several times about wearing his watch on his right wrist despite being right handed. This also checks out based on his photographs. 24/45

Jared Vansandt gave his location as SWMO. He also posted a picture posing with grifter Missouri political candidate Mark McCloskey who got his five minutes of fame for threatening a peaceful BLM protest with an AR-15. 25/45

Photo Enhance: Poster on wall suggest that his business involves Sharp copiers. Other Jared Vansandt posts revealed a distinctive tile pattern on the sidewalk in front of his place of work. 26/45

In response to a post about past racism in the Rotary Club, Nazi enthusiast Jared Vansandt boasted, "We still exist." with a photo showing him wearing his "Past President" pin. @Rotary rotary.org/en/statement-r… 27/45

The combined datapoints led us to a company called Ozark Business Systems in Neosho, MO whose President is Jared G. Vansandt. 28/45

Further confirmation was achieved through our exclusive Woodgrain Analysis Processor (WAP™) which quickly matched the bar top in some of Jared Vansandt's photos with Spring Street Bar and Grill located a mere one minute walk from Ozark Business Systems. 29/45

Neosho Nazi Nincompoop Jared G. Vansandt is an OPSEC apocalypse. Is that a 2018 Escalade we see?

Do any posts show an advanced knowledge of printer technology? 30/45

This schmuck is barely trying to conceal his identity. Nazi fuckwit Jared G. Vansandt is practically begging for this. 31/45

We aren't exaggerating when we say Jared Vansandt is a pillar of the community, he was president of both the Chamber of Commerce and Rotary club of Neosho, served on the town Planning & Zoning Commission, and various other boards and committees. @NeoshoChamber 32/45

Neosho, MO seems to have significant white nationalist and neo-Nazi activity. Neo-Nazis Patriot Front posted in their Telegram channel they distributed promotional materials in Neosho at least 4 times in 2021. 33/45

In April 2022, Bill Doubek, the outgoing mayor of Neosho, wore a Proud Boys shirt to a a city council meeting.
34/45

Jared Vansandt has been kicked off of Twitter multiple times for his racist, antisemitic, and sexist tweets. 35/45

Jared Vansandt doesn’t fit the profile of a guy who really hates cops. You have to wonder if the there’s a story here. 36/45

The upcoming nuptials are not Jared Vansandt's first trip down the aisle. In his past there is a divorce in his past and TBH he seems kinda bitter. Bet there’s a story there too! 37/45

Ok, bitter divorce mystery probably solved. Here we find Jared Vansandt chatting with his “frens” about how disgusting vaginas are, “men should never give oral sex. Ever.” because "women lose respect for a guy who does it immediately."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 38/45

The fiancee isn't on blast yet because we lack independent confirmation that she is a Nazi too. All we have is Jared Vansandt's boasting to his online Nazi pals that he turned his longtime girlfriend from "a Bernie loving libtard to a Hitler loving hater of J’s and nogs." 39/45

Jared Vansandt has fucked-up views on women or "gorls" as he calls them. Describing them as "simple creatures" and "like children" who are "not difficult to manage or manipulate." He often refers to women as "whores" while he "wholly endorses banging prosties." 40/45

While Jared Vansandt argues against the “incel” mindset and blindly hating women, he states that women "are inferior to men and are shaped and molded by who they see as superior." 41/45

This dude is a pig. Things that never happened, the Jared Vansandt edition: 42/45

Jared Vansandt abhors people who smoke pot and wishes they would die. Notwithstanding the foregoing, Jared bemoans having to give up cocaine due to fears of possible fentanyl contamination. managing to be classist and racist at the same time. 43/45

While indeed ridiculous, Jared Vansandt of Neosho, MO is a Nazi, racist, misogynist, and antisemite with money and influence. With his political and other connections, he has the ability to affect public policy which should be of grave concern to all. 44/45

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