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Oct 20, 2022, 7 tweets

The Daily Star lettuce has come out victorious in the battle of the year - to see whether it could outlast Prime Minister Liz Truss in #LizVsLettuce

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Tragic Truss lost the race to see if she could outlast our 60p iceberg as she finally gave up on her attempt to cling to power after days of chaos at Westminster.

She becomes the shortest-serving Prime Minister in British history after just 44 days in office - unbeleafable!

Speaking outside Number 10 today, the former PM said: "I have spoken to the King to notify him I am resigning... I will remain as PM until my successor has been chosen."

Thousands of followers tuned in over the last seven days as our lettuce enjoyed pork market sandwiches, hid under the desk, and served up some extra woke tofu for supper.

Our wet lettuce even marched on Parliament earlier this week, as it took to the streets to demand that Liz Truss stand down as PM. dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-ne…

With one MP declaring the lettuce 'may as well run country' earlier this week, could it be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom? Well, that romaines to be seen 👀

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