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News Editor @MSFreePress •Head of the Mississippi Chapter of the Rainbow Supremacists •Husband+Pibble dad •Opinions=Mine •Tips: ashton@mississippifreepress.org

Nov 15, 2022, 12 tweets

I haven't moved in years. #TheErasTour

Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it. #Ticketmaster

But right now, my time is theirs.

All this time I didn’t know you were breaking down. #Ticketmaster

It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me. #Ticketmaster

And time can’t stop me quite like you did. #Ticketmaster

I keep waiting for you but you never come. #Ticketmaster

Me waiting on #Ticketmaster to get their shit together and thinking about bringing down capitalism.

I have this thing where I get older but just never tickets, midmornings become my afternoons. #Ticketmaster

The queue is finally moving again, but it still says I'm behind 2,000+ others.

After all that @Ticketmaster charges *me* a convenience fee. Nah y'all need to be paying me an inconvenience fee.

But I got tickets!

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