I haven't moved in years. #TheErasTour
Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it. #Ticketmaster
But right now, my time is theirs.
All this time I didn’t know you were breaking down. #Ticketmaster
It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me. #Ticketmaster
And time can’t stop me quite like you did. #Ticketmaster
I keep waiting for you but you never come. #Ticketmaster
Me waiting on #Ticketmaster to get their shit together and thinking about bringing down capitalism.
I have this thing where I get older but just never tickets, midmornings become my afternoons. #Ticketmaster
The queue is finally moving again, but it still says I'm behind 2,000+ others.
After all that @Ticketmaster charges *me* a convenience fee. Nah y'all need to be paying me an inconvenience fee.
But I got tickets!
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