#jinkookau where TA Seokjin gets a pizza delivered to the lecture hall on the first day of class and absolutely demolishes it in the four minutes before class starts and Jungkook falls a little bit in love on the spot.
Some notes:
I’m a full time student and I work full-time. If you want long, frequent updates, you are in the wrong place.
Don’t pay attention to timestamps. At first, I thought I’d be the person that made accurate time stamps. Then I decided to be fucking for real instead.
This should mostly be funny, with some real REAL light angst, and a good amount of fluff.
If it’s not funny, pls forgive me. I forgot what it’s like to have friends and I haven’t written in years so like. Idk, go easy on me lmfao.
That said, let’s goooooooooooo
Profiles so far (more to be added later)
The Maknae Bestie/Roommates:
JK: Comp Sci major, freshman, panic gay
TH: Fine Art major, sophomore, platonic soulmates with JM
JM: Dance major, sophomore, platonic soulmates with TH
The Hyungs/Sexy Grad Students:
Jin: Comp Sci major, grad student, food-motivated
Joon: Philosophy major, grad student, in love w Hobi
Hobi: Fashion Design major, grad student, in love w Namjoon
Yoongi: Architectural Engineering major, grad student, softer than you think he is
1. I’m overthinking the format of my post numbers so we’re off to a great start
2. I kinda feel like Jin deserved this ngl
3. We’re all scorny for Jin actually
4. It’s impossible to be mean to Hobi
5. Some maknae shenanigans
Heyyoo welcome back everyone. And I just wanna say again, thanks so much to everyone reading, enjoying, and sharing the story. Interactions make me v happy so if ur lurking, maybe leave a like :)
Okie dokie let’s get itttt
6. How do we feel about written parts? I hope good bc there are some small written parts
#jinkookau #thepizzaau
7. Btw this is a real problem called The Three Utilities Problem. You can try it out yourself before reading on if you want, but I don’t recommend spending more than a couple minutes on it lol
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9. Jin is a bit of a sadist, but can we really blame him?
10. Can you tell Yoongi’s heard this story a few times already?
11. Wherein Jungkook learns that if you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes
12. I know this is the third explanation of this part but I rly wanted both of their perspectives to their friends. Also once I wrote “tell mommy all about it”, I couldn’t let go of it.
13. The gays are struggling
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13. Alexa play Somebody’s Watching Me by Rockwell
14. Back to this lil baby having a hard time :(
15. Modern problems require modern solutions
16. At first I was planning for JK to say something like, “nah that’s ok”. But then I thought that people don’t indulge Taetae in his wilder plans often enough. So now we have this.
17. JK’s inside thoughts like to become outside thoughts 😕
18. We’ve all seen Joonie in slacks so I trust we can all empathize here
19. Time skip that I hope is not jarring/awkward but let me know if it is?
20. Oh to be a TA trying to grade assignments that no one is submitting 😩
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22. I did warn you all that JK is a panic gay
23. I did not, however, warn you that Namjoon would also be a panic gay
24. Meanwhile on Jimin’s priv acct…
Heyyooooo!
Before we start I just want to say that I’m really glad people seem to be enjoying this thing I made.
Whether you’re an active reader or a lurker, know I appreciate you a lot :)
That said, interactions make me rly happy so if you wanna, leave a like or a comment!
26. (I repeated numbers last time and we’re pretending I didn’t)
27. Yoongi communicates predominantly through cat pics and frankly that’s canon
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30. Oop-
31. Seems like somebody is extra forgettable 👀
32. Super curious Tata has entered the chat (I want you all to know that my phone autocorrected tata to gays, and that just makes sense to me)
33. Super curious Tata is being super curious
34. Wonder what Tae could possibly be up to
35. Just a tiny bit called out
36. JK’s eyes are perhaps a bit more open today
37. Poor lil (big) panic gay :(
38. Honestly valid
39. Tae is such a good friend though
40. I hate the super short text screenshots but I simply can’t avoid them sorry
41. Ope, looks like our protagonists are all getting ready for the same party? (If you hadn’t noticed yet, I am in fact from the Midwest)
42. Look this cat just IS yoongi and if u disagree ur wrong
43. Moves are being made
44. Poor JK :(
Bonus: if you were wondering how taetae found lil miss pick me
Heyooo welcome baaack!
45. Wow the main ship finally actually interacts
46. Fun fact: I think that’s actually the view from a hotel? Idk I can’t remember but we can thank Pinterest for it.
47. The air gets cleared-ish (2 photos)
48. Uh oh spaghettio somebody’s having a hard time
49. You either have a friend like this or you are this friend I don’t make the rules
Heeeyyyooooo how’s it going??? Pick an emoji that encapsulates your mood pls
50. Pls appreciate the photos I include since I have to photoshop them in bc memeimessage sucks
51. My search history is getting interesting bc of this au
52. 😬🫥
53. Sorry, there had to be at least a little bit of angst and jinkook are too well adjusted in this au to fill the quota :(
54. Maybe if Jimin ignores all of his problems, they’ll just go away
55. I was having too much fun with incorrect ship names the other day so it ended up in the au
56. A for effort, Jin
57. Stream bad decisions
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59. This was fun to write tbh
60. The gays are, once again, struggling
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62. Sad hours are starting :(
63. Joonie is a good boyfriend
64. Jimin’s not doing much better
65. Tata is back at it, thankfully
66. Jungkookie has impeccable timing
Heyyooo! Welcome back :)
Before we start just wanna remind everyone that while I am very ace, I do still have a praise kink. Pls feed me my compliments in the QRTs thank youuu~
Lil anonymous attendance check, pick an emoji that best corresponds with your mood:
67. Jin hits his limit
68. Ominous (also this is ur reminder to not pay attention to timestamps bc they only thing they tell you is what time I was writing)
69. Nice
70. Weirdest superhero duo ever
71. I think JK’s lil demo is v helpful
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73. Momma Park is very protective
74. JK is doing his best
75. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Tae and all of his sacrifices
76. Those meddling kids
77. I swear I didn’t forget that this is a jinkook au, minjoonseok just needed a lot of attention these last few updates ok
78. Everyone cares ab Jimin so much :(
79. CW: bullying, s*xual harassment
Oopsie, I accidentally gave Jimin a tragic backstory sorry
80. Sad hours are over though, so there’s that!
Heyyooooo, welcome back! Super short update today.
As always, likes and QRTs make me happy, so don’t be shy!
Whether you’re shy or not, here’s an anon attendance check-in so I at least know you’re still reading.
Please select the emoji that best captures your mood today!
81. I promise I’ll give you more taegi moving forward I just thought this reveal would be funny
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84. Oop looks like minnie spilled the beans to namseok
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86. Meanwhile in Namjoon and Taehyung’s DMs
Heeeyyyyyooooooooo welcome back.
This one’s gonna be very self-indulgent tbh, pls enjoy. Compliment me in the QRTs if you’re not shy. Just do the mandatory anonymous attendance poll if you are.
How are we feeling today???
87. Wonder what Tae’s doing on his phone
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91. CW: Mormonism
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93. I’m sorry but also you’re welcome
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96. The Pout™ has been deployed
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98. Did I mention this would be self-indulgent?
99. What a weak man (author says as if they have literally any room to talk)
100. Omg 100 posts, congrats to me 🎉🥳🎊🎈
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102. (I didn’t say it but obviously JK is squealing, squirming, kicking his feet)
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105. They’re cute your honor
106. I hope I mentioned that this update is literally just self-indulgent
107.
Heyyoooooooo welcome back! Sorry it’s been forever I have been a very busy bean lately.
How’s everyone feeling today?? (It’s yoongi’s birthday today so I’m gifting you all with the illusion of choice bc they’re all just yoongi)
108.
109. Everyone say thanks JK for your contribution
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112. We’ve heard it. We all know, right?
113. Monday morning…
114.
115. Ah shit, here we go again
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119. Ah yes, the tweet that started it all
120. I apparently decided that sending horrifying memes is part of JK’s brand. You’re all welcome.
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124. He’s just a lil guy :(
125.
126. Dun dun dunnnnn
Heyyyoooo welcome back :)
Especially relevant to this update is the reminder that timestamps mean nothing in this au. Interact if ya wanna, it makes me real happy
Anyway, how are we feeling?
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128.
129. JK finally updates the gc, but vmin are still stressed
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131. I personally would never bet against Tae, but you do you Koo
132. Wonder what happened…
133. Jk makes up words when he’s stressed if you haven’t noticed
Also btw this is the day before The Interview™
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139. Vindication
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141. I just think that a little bit of crime gets yoongi goin, ya know?
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TBD Bookmark above: That’s all for today folks, got you off of that cliffhanger lmao
Hope you enjoyed, yell at me on cc if ya wanna:
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TBD: and bc why not, I made a ko-fi
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