TOP 7 Reasons why Hogwarts Legacy is a bad game and you should play Paradox Interactive games instead
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1) Unlike in Crusader Kings, you cannot seduce neither your sister nor your daughter. In fact, the game lacks any incest at all, making it baffling why anyone would play it
While you can ride a bird-horse thing, you cannot appoint him to be your chancellor or fuck him either!
2) While the Harry Potter universe shows blatant lack of respect for native cultures, you were never able to personally wipe them our. But fear not, because Europa Universalis exists!
Similarly, the game's Astronomy lessons are incredibly boring without comet stability hits
3) In Imperator Rome, slaves are an important resource which you can move around your empire, or free if you're not a PoS, while Hogwarts' own slaves are permanently confined to the kitchen
I:R fans should however rest assured that Legacy is just as buggy as their favourite!
4) JK Rowling hates two things- Death Eaters (Nazis) and trans women. Did you ever want to hear their side of the story?
Well, you can if you join a Hearts of Iron IV discord, which are comprised of nothing but Nazis and trans girls (not always fully separate categories)
5)JK Rowling claims to be a leftist, but turns her nose up at everyone left of Gordon Brown - and her post-scarcity society has an awful lot of poverty!
Victoria 3 will teach you that landowners are evil and communism is the ideal system! As a bonus, you can also do colonialism!
6) You finished Legacy and crushed a rebellion of opressed classes, yet you are still unfulfilled?
Try Stellaris and take your genocidal oppression INTO SPACE! Or you can play as the plucky Space Goblins and turn the tables on the Fallen Empire of your wizard masters!
7)Have you ever played Legacy and thought "Wow, I love this game and hate trans people, but I really wish there was more traffic management here!"
Say no more- Cities Skylines is the solution! The only magic you can do is summon disasters that mostly hurt minorities and the poor!
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