Thread by @WestenrasKiss

Decided to compile all of my "Hubert the Rock" related Avatrice headcanons and ficlets into the same thread:
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1. How Hubert the Rock came to be:

2. Hubert the Rock

*grabbing your face with both of my hands* my darling, we're gonna FEEL✨

3. Head full of rocks.

4. Hubert the Rock was inspired by:

1) Count Rocula of Whitby, and

2) William, the Pebble of Hastings

I like puns and wordplay, and I also like gluing LEGO hats onto rocks. I’m totally normal about inanimate objects.
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5. Hubert the Rock and the Avatrice baby he barely knew, ft. Aunties Lily and Cammie

And yes, Ava, rock beats scissorin-, I mean, scissors.

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6. Hubert the Rock: there exists a certain kind of good-looking called "you're my son, of course you're the most handsome lad out there."

Also Avatrice and the importance of knowing that a diamond is not a rock.

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7. Hubert the Rock is tired of the Silva household, to be quite frank, ft. Avatrice family trip to Hubert's hometown.

Honestly, I'm totally chill about this rock I created. I am not emotionally attached to it at all. See, I'm normal!

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8. Show some respect.

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9. Hubert the Rock going all heart-eyes for Beatrice every year on Valentine's Day is the hill I'll die on.

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10. Avatrice got lost in the sauce and then again in translation.

Hubert is barely in this one, and you know what, Hubert doesn’t want to be in it anyway.

Poor Hubert couldn’t look at his humans after that.
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11. Hubert the Exhausted Eldest Child ft. Avatrice’s children, sort of?

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