After analyzing the data from yesterday's Proof of Pasta ๐ in the discord, we've never seen such volatility in our lives
Pasta #DVPs thoon
But there's A LOT to consider when choosing how to gain exposure to pasta ๐งต๐
1/ This Pesto Genovese is as bluechip as it gets ๐ค
The obvious strategy is the Real Yield vault to collect fixed-rate $USDC yields on this stable-pasta
- Long Delta
- Short Gamma
2/ ODDIO ๐คฎ
Bet the house with max leverage Impermanent Gain + a trash can
- Long (af) Gamma
- Delta Neutral
*this user was banned*
3/ Protec your bags with Lasagna accumulating Real Yield
You can never go wrong gaining exposure to the Lasagna narrative
- Long Delta
- Short Gamma
4/ spaghetti, barbine, fedelini, capellini, bucatini, lasagna, maccheroni alla molinara, pici, spaghettini, tagliatelle, vermicelli, cavatelli, fusilli, gnocchi, ferrazzuoli, pillus, linguine, fettucine, rotelle, sagnette, corzetti, ditali, fideos, conchiglie
5/ You've straight up lost the plot and your bags deserve to nuke to 0 if you think about entering the Real Yield vault for this complete larp of a "pasta" ๐คก
Max bid IG vault
- Long Gamma
- Delta Neutral
6/ This paired trade sets up perfectly in the Real Yield vault ๐ฅ
- Long Delta
- Short Gamma
7/ Aight by now you better know what to do here... but before stating the obvious, I think it's time we declare mental illness a pandemic on CT ๐ฌ
- Def Long Gamma for this plain over-cooked pasta in a mug
- Thank god it's Delta Neutral ๐
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