Manchester Uniteds shameless employees reaction after embarrassing results, a thread.
About time this is viewed as one collective mentality issue running through the club for years on end that needs to be dealt with rather than passing it off as a "blip" every few weeks.
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Manchester United 1 Tottenham Hotspur 6.
"His tactics are perfect" - Bruno Fernandes on Ole after the disgusting result.
A few weeks later, he came out with this hideous self centred shit.
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Manchester United captain straight after the game jumps on Instagram to promote his passing stats.
Manchester United 2 Liverpool 4
Manchester United manager blames fans protesting against the Glazers for the result. Not long after, he was given a new contract.
Manchester United lose the Europa League final to Villarreal, a club with zero trophies in it's history.
Marcus Rashford launches his book the next day, grinning in fans faces on national TV with a war criminal to promote it.
Manchester United lose Europa League final to Villarreal
Fred comes out and tells everyone what a great season the clubs had by suffering it's biggest ever home defeat bottling a final and winning nothing.
Manchester United 0 Liverpool 5
Maguire in the post match interview tells the media "I'm only here because I have to be" as he makes a bunch of excuses then goes on to celebrate scoring in a friendly against Albania a couple of weeks later as if he's won the world cup
Manchester United 0 Liverpool 5
Manchester United 0 Manchester City 2
PR man is allegedly "injured" at this point. Is he keeping a low profile and showing fans some respect?
Nope. Is he fuck.
He's grinning in our faces with the royal family to promote his book some more.
Watford 4 Manchester United 1
Bruno Fernandes is on the pitch ranting at fans for rightly booing the manager that's caused that embarrassing result and countless others.
Watford 4 Manchester United 1
Manchester United captain throws the captains armband on the floor, high fives Ole after getting sent off then goes on a night out to celebrate the loss grinning for pictures to put on Instagram.
Liverpool 4 Manchester United 0
Harry Maguire fakes a "bomb threat" that nobody has ever been arrested or charged for, fishing for sympathy and convinently gets "injured" to keep himself out of the way for a few weeks.
Manchester City 4 Manchester United 1
This idiot fucks off on international duty, celebrates in a friendly like he's won the world cup and cries about not feeling wanted at the club because he's rightly got a bit of criticism for his shit performances.
The Manchester United captain.
Begging to be subbed off at 7-0 down. At Anfield.
This waste of skin bleating on about watching a video just sums up the culture that's been created at this club.
These players aren't playing in fear of losing their jobs.
The worst they are going to get is having to watch themselves attempt to play football.
How fucking long is getting battered for 4 5 6 or 7 against our rivals with the same fucking players over and over again going to just be tolerated at this club? Where are the consequences?
We've conceded 23 goals to Liverpool with Fred in midfield. Why is he starting?
Harry Maguire captained the club to a 5-0 and 4-0 loss to Liverpool last season.
Why is he still at the club? Why is he still captain?
Why is the manager fucking praising him?
When is he going to be held accountable by fucking anybody?
Bruno Fernandes captained the club to losing a final to Villarreal and losing 7-0 to Liverpool. Why is he still wearing the captains armband? How many times will he be allowed to embarrass the club before it's enough?
Shaw played in the 6-1 to Spurs, the 5-0 to Liverpool and the 7-0 to Liverpool. Why is he still here? He has a 0% win rate at Anfield in a fucking decade here and gets ripped apart every time. Why is he starting there? How many more times can this happen to pander to him?
McTominay is the same boat. Played in most of our embarrassing defeats. Why is he still here? Why was he brought on to try keep the score down? Ole tried the same against Spurs and lost 6-1. Why are we still doing it? It's long established it doesn't work.
Manchester Uniteds last win at Anfield was a month before Rashford was added to the squad.
Haven't won their since in 7 attempts with him on the pitch.
Why is he starting? How many times does it have to not work before we stop persisting with it?
Just how long is this supposed to go on for like this? Every fucking season the performance against our rivals gets worse and worse.
Yet every time the same fucking players survive?
Where are consequences for massively embarrassing the club over and over again?
Or have we just won a league cup and said that's all folks?
There should be absolutely massive repercussions from this result for these players.
And if there isn't everyone involved should be held accountable for any future failure these replaceable employees bring.
They are being treated far too well for something as replaceable as a car tyre.
Why the fuck should this set of useless cunts keep getting the opportunity to embarrass Manchester United against it's rivals then shamelessly act like nothing happened? For which purpose?
It was fucking bad enough letting them get away with losing 6-1 to Tottenham, 5-0 to the scousers and now some people still want to just let them get away with it again? For fucking what?
How many records are going to be broken to pander to these replaceable employees?
If you can terminate a contract for speaking the truth in an interview, you can fucking do it for losing 7-0 at Anfield too.
There isn't one valid excuse for some of these players to wear a Manchester United shirt again under any circumstances after that.
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