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金培力 CCTV FOLLIES at https://t.co/Ytx660bYM5 Fulbright, Knight, Nieman Fellow. @jinpeili.bsky.social @jinpeili@ieji.de

Mar 15, 2023, 27 tweets

CCTV FOLLIES 3.15 No-limits propaganda

-Praise for Xi's "important words"
-Xi accolades pour in
-Whole world admires Xi
-Putin's rambling remarks get major face time
-Putin feels victimized by broken pipeline
-It's so unfair!
-US is a terrorist country
-SVB serves US right

Unlike most edits, here Putin can be heard speaking in his own voice throughout the voice-over:

"Ridiculous! How can they say it was done by a pro-Ukraine group. This is an act of state terrorism!"

"It's obviously an act of state-sponsored terrorism!"

So, who is capable of doing such a thing, at such a depth, involving such explosives?
It's obvious! It takes special expertise of the kind that is only possessed by a state.

"Who did it? Let's see who benefits.
It's obvious who did it!"

"US has the motivation to cut the supply of Russian gas to Germany...They want Europe to buy expensive American gas, that's what they want!"

After airing this extended segment on the Nord Stream "terror" CCTV then segues into dreamy Kremlin footage of Ukraine being bombarded with heavy weapons without as much as a blink, let alone a blush.

CCTV seems to care more about pipelines than people.

In other Russian-accented news, a US drone is down.

CCTV illustrates the Black Sea incident with file footage of US drones and Russian jets.

It includes stock footage of a US drone operator in a virtual cockpit.

Not sure of the significance of this footage.

Back to the top of the news. It's a real Xi show today.

Xi slogans are painted on walls. This discredited practice, carried out to extremes during the height of the Mao cult, is back.
China dream on left, militant fist on right.

"Roll up your sleeves and get crackin'"
"Don't forget the original mission..."

Words of Xi proliferate everywhere.
It's like the nation is cracking up or going through an extended nervous breakdown.

Xi is Tiananmen
Xi is Red Flag
Xi is Chinese culture
Xi is flowers

Experts, scientists and bureaucrats in all walks of life are alike in loving Xi.

Xi is the sun
Xi is the smithy of the soul
Xi is the ship of state
Xi is Five Stars Over China

Listen to them prattle on!
They just can't stop talking about Xi...

Xi is busy ports
Xi is bucolic villages
Xi is waterfalls
Xi is birds

Xi is especially well-loved in Hong Kong

Hong Kong and Macao both pledge allegiance...

But perhaps nowhere is awareness of Xi more heightened than in Taiwan, as CCTV shows us, airing the words of a hack and stock footage of Taipei.

It's a Xi world after all.

On the other side of world, the US stews in its own juice. CCTV's crack US-based camera crew gets these stunning photos of banks in distress.

It goes without saying that the capitalist US is in decline and socialist China is rising.

The King of Thailand congratulates Xi, whose lofty accomplishments have cemented the complete affirmation and trust of the people, on his extended term in office.

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