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Mar 17, 2023, 10 tweets

Keanu Reeves was born in Beirut

what was his dad doing in Lebanon in the 1960s

Samuel Nowlin Reeves Jr. studied geology

Samuel remembered when Keanu almost drowned: "Then this big old wave really almost swept us right out. I caught my boy just as he was being sucked away by knee-deep water. I think Keanu was 11.”

Samuel Reeves was a drug dealer later on and was sent to prison

Keanu said “I haven’t seen my father since I was 15, and I have no plans to see him now. Remember the ’60s burnout guy? That was my father. He was a deadhead reject.”

I'm seeing a lot of celebrity blog channel jamming so I'm thinking there's something else going on

his mom did wardrobe for Led Zeppelin?

NDE, geology, Lebanon, globehopping, rock stars, drugs. much to think about

does anyone remember what the drowning NDEs point to? I'm trying to recall

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