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Mar 20, 2023, 183 tweets

ROYALLY SCREWED
a short #darlentina au

the vanguardias are “the maharlika” of mangisla riwasaan (the philippines).

enter narda, a commoner, who finds herself entangled with the princess of the country. quite literally. in her bed, to be specific. and a few times too.

tags + notes:

• fluff, humor, slight nsfw
• timestamps don’t matter
• photos used aren’t mine
• do not repost

short lang talaga to promise. it’s been sitting in my drafts for so long so this is pretty much self indulgent hehe. very short. as in short na short.

si regina

si narda

oplan: takas sa palasyo

narda and friends 1.1

narda and friends 1.2

ang mata ng prinsesa

tweedledee and tweedledum

the escape

repost bcs i forgot the first two tweets lmao

a/n: pics grabbed from pinterest

malagkit pa sa malagkit

bagong bestie ni xandra twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

untouchable

if walls could talk

… they wouldn’t shut up

cold tiles

favors

pagtakas ng isang (akyat bahay) prinsesa

caught up with the present

regina and her hang-up on narda

mga ayaw nga naman sa clingy

boogsh if: ka-cuddle daw boogsh face reveal

and so it begins :P

frustration o nabitin?

narda-mara f.o. era ?

si galit at kabado

prinsesa momints

may nagbabanta (pero tiklop naman agad)

ang twitter bio ni regina

narda boang

mood swing

narda pikon 2.0

forda patriot ang ferson

regina: sarsism ba to? 🤔

3 down, 1 more to go

xandra, ang bagong tulay

petty laban sa adik (??)

realizashun

… charot

wow tumatapang

prinsesa sa umaga, kidnapper sa gabi

regina simp?

magulo kausap

bibigay din naman pala

powers ni regina

ang mahiwagang offer ni regina

yes na yes!

may pa-bday greeting pa si mayor (prinsesa*)

regina, speak into the mic

ayan na nga kinumpleto na

ilang stars nga ba?

kuya robert

bandera ni mara (at narda?)

of martinis and wine

hard to get (weh?)

no touching

regina’s mind, body, and soul: if we hold on together

bawal maingay

nakauwi pa sila sa lagay na yon

textmates

contact names

narda vs regina

a little something

pasok jessa zaragosa

final destination

one like = one prayer

sana kaya mo pa regina

play one call away by charlie puth

sweet dreams pa nga

naospital dahil kulang sa se- [gun shots]

paso

go regina go!

prinsesang makulit

kung may stop the car, may open the door

walang bra? no problem!

the comeback (taray)

pampaantok

break free ni mareng ariana g.

maralations 2:3

ayaw pa nga umalis

as a concerned fubu

oplan: kidnapin si narda

narda and her pretty [redacted]

ali best boy !

long drive

a/n: cw for mention of the word ‘drug’ and thoughts of SA

mission: success!

bago ang lahat… for the feels ;)

spotify.link/T7bVzjeOryb

casa de vanguardia

tawag muna kay lola bago humarot

hala nahuhulog na

hala nahulog na

selfish

take three, last na talaga hdjshsjshsh

a/n: regina bottom truthers, this is for you

namamahay

forda domestic ang mga ferson

yelo kayo diyan

play bon appetit by katy perry

pambansang friendship mara

haha angst?

da who ?

memorizing her, to never forget

the last time

threats

sos

home

missing (the) princess

moni for the gang

libre ni narda

a/n: photos grabbed from pinterest

six, fourteen, eighteen

the missing (and missed)

princess is here

somebody (narda)

narda’s plea

the longing

mag-hep hep kung ready na sa semi reunion

the call

the yearning pt. 1

a/n: nsfw (wow ngayon pa ko nagwarning ah)

the yearning pt. 2

a/n: nsfw pa rin lol

baby

ali come thru

boogsh kulong

a/n: mali pa spelling ng montejaro pero kebs

with a bang

naks may paganon

notes app reveal narda

sufries daw

spoiled na ulit ang baby na yan

aguy ambaby

asan tapang mo ngayon regina

may bumabawi

narda bumabanat

fell first, fell harder

ano nga ba kasi yon narda

pinanindigan na nga ang pagiging sugar mommeh

take two dahil namali ako ng reply HDJSHSNBSS

#flex ang baby ghworl, nag-unpriv pa

ang [redacted] ni narda

prayer reveal narda

naol may laman gcash

arcade >>>>>> moni

us2 ko ng kuya j’s

blessings ni regina

nauubusan na ko ng caption sana kaya ko pa

gone

yie pwede na magkita

utang ni narda

para sayo? syempre gising yan

di nga siya fan

ang ating tugon: regina down bad

at dahil naglapag na ang ating first lady ng content from the con…

di naman atat ang prinsesa ni narda

the anticlimactic reunion (intentional)

a/n: nadoble ang panel bcs lutang na me :D

moments before the disaster

taranta na si ali

tied up

the queen

queen on a mission

meet the parent (ehem the queen)

culprit?

regina and noah

brave

no mercy

contact

on the move

beethoven

rain and tears

noah’s truth

hindi kaya

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