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8. carrotbunkoo aka yoongi's gf

hosted a space of them screaming bts lyrics and gained more that 50k listeners which was literally a whole new record back then. but they also got cancelled within the next 24 hours cause they were problematic.

9. hobi's purple airpods

so a while ago locals who got massive hit tweets used to promote this vibrator in the replies. so armys started using this hobi pic of him holding purple samsung earphones instead, for fun.

10. 20219

every time there's a bts comeback, this picture always makes it to the timeline.

11. daddy’s home

back when bts we’re announcing the grammy nominations and one of the songs was “daddy’s home” which was read by jin!

12. V! nuga nareul magado

taehyung’s very iconic line from the song “Jump” by bts. people still use this, to this day to crack jokes and even the members constantly keep singing it.

13. prince philip’s funeral service

when prince philip passed away, jimin was trending. people also made playlists like “bts songs that killed prince philip.”

14. ITS ON MOTHERFUCKA

user amourkoos made this prediction before the ON mv dropped and people still makes jokes before comebacks using these lines.

FINISHED THE FIRST SEGMENT

15. my poor meow meow… my baby who hurt so much”

it’s a copy pasta that goes:

my poor meow meow...my baby my little baby who hurt so much but treats people with nothing but kindness forgive me for not being able to do more..i tried my best i really did..

16. 8th member

bts was asked something about having an 8th member and they instantly said they would probably hate it so armys made jokes like this

17. day 8 of no orgasm

i feel like everyone knows this, but if you don’t this is where it originated from lmao

18. #thankyoubtsaeso

btsaeso was one of the most well known streamers on army twt and this trended when they left

19. parkjiminswhore

lmao so this user has seen bts soooo many times and they also were able to secure barricade spots at concerts a lot so yeah they were famous for that and their watermark for all their HQ photos and clips

20. hourly slime/clay/chalk

back in 2021 ig, just like how we have hourly accounts for idols, hourly accounts for things like slime, clay and chalk started and it was super trippy

21. bts tiktok hacked

someone hacked bts’s tiktok and posted this video in 2021

22. crazy for myself

during persona era, with reference to taehyung’s iconic line “crazy for myself” from the track “Home” many jokes were made

23. today i present to you THIS seokjin

back when people would say this and drop throwback pictures of seokjin. literally everyone was doing it, so it became quite popular.

24. click clack chelsea boots

someone wrote on weverse about how they were sorry for watching the concert illegally and jimin comforted them. so from this armys started making jokes that jimin would defend qdeoks (one of army twt’s well known streamers) as their lawyer since++

++ bighit had taken down their stream and displayed this jail picture and informed that they’d be taking legal action against them.

25. sugar 93 hoodie

only this video can explain it

26. i will protect you

jungkook is going to protect u

SECOND SEGMENT DONE

27. no pants sasaeng

crazy psychotic bitchass stalker who wasn’t wearing pants, follows bts in airports, on their private schedules and even books the same flights as them. there’s a rumor that she got arrested at the rosebowl concert but i’m not quite sure about that.

28. jtbc breaks into bb

a reporter from jtbc snuck into the bighit building to find something against bts and spread rumors that bts was apparently going to sue bighit.

29. corpse/ army donation tweet

this was literal hell tbh idk

30. “i started taking mood stabilizers and i’m not obsessed with bts anymore”

the “still love them though 💜” takes me out for some reason

31. melanie fontana

so this woman and her husband falsely claimed all writing credits of taehyung’s “Sweet Night” so they were both rightfully dragged by armys and they were complaining about it. big fanbases like bcd told them to shut up lmao.

32. arikook edit

jungkook went to ariana’s concert and she posted a picture of them on her instagram which looked like an edit so people were mad confused if it was real or not.

33. namgi “you like that baby?”

this was so funny 😭😭😭
basically it started from the first tweet and it’s the brain script that translated to “All Night” many times. i recently saw a joke about this on the timeline again.

34. jimin/jeongyeon beef

this was so long ago when people would make jokes about how there was probably some beef bw jimin and a twice memeber jeongyeon cause during a couple of interviews or award shows they’d look at each other oddly

35. jk eating apple controversy

when jungkook posted this video locals were really pissed and butthurt that such a simple video of a man eating an apple had gained soooo many views.

36. tae getting kicked out of fan cafe

tae was in a non-talking fan cafe gc where communication was supposed to be only thru pics and emoticons, but he kept texting on the group which was breaking the rules, so he got kicked out

37. hello army i an army too delete that 💜

I STILL USE THIS IRONICALLY LMAO

38. “i fucking do not care”

also i just wanna say this image is not mine and i honestly feel like the hierarchy of it is not that great and i also feel like it’s missing so many other funny jokes 😭 all i’m doing is explaining the jokes listed, that’s it!

THIRD SEGMENT DONE

39. butter remix lawsuit

meghan thee stallion had a controversy with her record label and filed a lawsuit against them since they weren’t allowing her to release her collab with bts

40. spin around join’s dick

i remember when this was tweeted i saw many people comment “am i the only one who doesn’t find this funny/ finds it weird”

41. this random account tweeted this and armys were wishing each other a happy independence day of finally not being a part of the kpop community. since then, every year, 14th of october is celebrated as our independence day😭

42. paradise? we have that song?

when jungkook was live and singing bts songs, armys requested him to give a paradise performance but he had no idea bts had a long like that

43. jimin namjoon dating prank

i guess most of you know this, but jimin pranked everyone on april fools day by posting a fake namjin dating article.

44. shazam leaks IDOL ft. nicki minaj

i don’t have any pictures for this, but the way we found out about the idol nicki minaj collab was when someone shazamed the normal version of idol and shazam showed “BTS ft. Nicki Minaj”

45. french vs. UK armys

french armys were planning to sing “young forever” at the end of their bts concert, but it ended up happening in wembley stadium, UK and it caused a little feud bw the two fandoms.

46. maknae/ macquénae

47. the great bangbangcon hack

during the bangbangcon concert, bangtan tv was hacked

48. bwl jimin forward/ backward discourse
he’s clearly turning back idk why many people are still confused about this

49. taehyung’s hands

jokes that went “one slap from taehyung and you’d be knocked out of the universe” but let’s be real he actually wouldn’t hurt a fly

FOUR SEGMENTS DONE

please excuse me for the typos! 😭

50. cow hybrid jimin

truthfully this is just way too high up in the ice berg and i refuse to talk about it. all i’m gonna say is there was a fic and it was disgusting. wish i could erase it from my memory.

51. namjoon versace thong

this was one of the longest discourses on army twt. people thought joon was wearing the thong but he was actually wearing the normal one.

52. horror the explorer

one of the most famous and viral twitter aus. check it out !!

53. “bts fans” bighit statement

we figured that every time we fucked up or did something wrong we weren’t called armys by bighit, instead we were referred to as “bts fans” in their official notices.

54. cake fondent

back when bts had a project with baskin robins, they were selling this cake shaped like a “7” which had colorful fondant. and someone tweeted saying the cake was ugly without the fondant.

55. bangwool

we were almost named “bangwool” and “the bells” before army.

56. dispatch in the txt hallway

when the reporters snuck into the bighit building to find something against bts so we joked about txt blocking them in the hallways

57. mattel dolls

they were dragged for not resembling the members at all

58. this fanart

basically referred to as “the cursed rap line fanart”

FIVE SEGMENTS DONE. LETS GO FOR SIX

59. bighit depression survey

in 2017 or sometime around, bighit conducted this survey in which they asked us to rate our depression on the scale of 1-10 and like 95% of the fandom confessed to having depression.

60. “i hold my breath for 10 seconds a day for co2 emission”

61. jin taking me for a walk

62. jikook hickey

63. pewdiepie

bts followed and unfollowed him on twitter and he posted this video telling he would give them a free frisbee if they followed him again

64. BTS outcast

one of the best twitter aus again. such good times. linked down below.

65. shutterstock christmas photo paypal

66. fort worth

bts performed at fort worth 4 years ago and it’s a really small, congested and dirty place.

67. fake gucci

antis were in our business, trolling bts for a 2016 photoshoot by accusing them of wearing fake gucci

68. naked zombie chasing taehyung

in 2020 taehyung played pubg with a few armys and this one armys character was naked and they made it dance for taehyung

69. 10 week blinkhei rivalry

this person was so sure that bts wouldn’t get their #1 on hot100 and was so mad when they were proven wrong

70. persona april fools prank

in 2019 we were all planning to do this “no wifi prank” and bighit, out of nowhere dropped mots persona concept photos and we lost it

71. why is hoseok the bus driver all of a sudden

i can’t believe i’m still doing this guys, i’m at a party and all my friends are getting drunk rn i’m not even kidding

will finish the last two segments after i drive back home 😭🩷

72. supreme boi

supreme boi actually pretty sketchy and problematic so armys don’t really like him but since he keeps working with the boys it was made into a meme. if anything bad happens, just blame it on supreme boi.

73. jimin pointed at me and then at the sky

74. BON SIGH 😩

it was a joke made with respect to this trend

75. sex playlist tweet

people constantly keep rting this for shits and giggles so i’m pretty sure everyone knows this

76. RM/wale drama

omg so there was this army named??? venny??? i remember people used to call her “vending machine 😭”. anyways she claimed that she was the reason RM’s and Wale’s collab for the song “Change” happened. she stirred up drama ++

cause Wale quoted her tweet or replied to her (i don’t remember precisely) but some armys sent him hate and things escalated quickly and caused a lot of problems that we came very close to Wale hating us because people were conspiring that venny & wale were basically using joon.

77. he turned water into wine