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Conservative Nez Perce County Commissioner, Idaho. Ran to do my part to take back the country from the bottom up. (serious commentary with some parody, satire)

Jun 7, 2023, 14 tweets

*** Leaked FBI DEI Memo Thread ***

BREAKING: Leaked FBI Office of Diversity and Inclusion memo reveals the FBI is forcing employees to take polygraphs during their annual "unconscious bias" training!!!
@RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @tracybeanz
@OneSickMother70 @dbongino

@LoreneZimmerma6 @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 @dbongino 🏆

@Babydoll921961 @CarolWerhan @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 @dbongino At the end…

@KimWexlerMAJD @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 @dbongino Lol!!!’

@libertariancult @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 @dbongino Lol!!!!

@AndrewD45748462 🏆

BREAKING: Leaked FBI Office of Diversity and Inclusion memo reveals the FBI is encouraging employees with porn addictions to apply for Security Clearances after OPM policy change!
@RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @KimWexlerMAJD @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70

@Jencie31 @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @KimWexlerMAJD @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70

@Eli_Thail @Jencie31 @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @KimWexlerMAJD @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 🏆🏆👍

@Eli_Thail @superfragilizer @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @KimWexlerMAJD @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 Ding ding ding ding 🏆🏆👍

@Eli_Thail Eli, you are a friggin’ mind reader? Shit, where did you get that super power?

Not only are you a mind reader, but a friggin’ Einstein too. Damn, you figured out I label these “SATIRE” because I want to pass them off as real? Brilliant!

How many boosters Bro?

@Eli_Thail @IiiSocrate @THATJennCheng @RealStevefriend @KyleSeraphin @KimWexlerMAJD @tracybeanz @OneSickMother70 Eli, ever wonder why you have accumulated only 8 followers since 2016? It’s because you talk about other peoples wants and motivations as if you know, when you don’t know Jack Sh….

Pro tip: if you want to know someone’s motivations try asking them, instead of making stuff… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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