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Bloomberg congressional reporter. On thre4ds & Mast4don @steventdennis. Opinions mine. #FridayNightZillow 4 fun. RTs ≠. Tips: sdennis17@bloomberg.net

Jun 17, 2023, 18 tweets

Kicking off #FridayNightZillow is an "Out of This World" listing in Kansas City. Just $349.5K! We should buy it. 3BR, 3BA, 2,380 sf. Fun! I don't think the dinosaurs or the spaceship conveys, sadly. zillow.com/homedetails/11…

What an amazing room. Sunken seating area. Built in 1968. #FridayNightZillow

Nice deck. You get a .29 acre lot with this. I don't see a catch? #FridayNightZillow

This funky beach house has my brain afire and wanting to reach for my checkbook. Just $799K. Oregon. Featured in National Geographic long ago. It's art! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/32…?

I'm in love with the midcentury modern touches and all of the warm wood in this 1970 home. #FridayNightZillow

Love this hidden feature! #FridayNightZillow

Party time! #FridayNightZillow

Next up: YURT-Style Getaway in beautiful Bath, Maine! You get 7.2 acres and a quirky 1982 house for just $410K. This is a good deal cheaper than any detached single family home in Washington, DC west of the US Capitol. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/27…

Oddly the pics are mostly shot vertical, like somebody just used an iPhone and doesn't realize it's almost always better to use landscape. #FridayNightZillow

Just a house I'm jealous of. $1.6M gets you 40 acres and a very nice 9,000 square foot house with 7BR, 9BA in Maine. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

David Schwimmer's childhood house is for sale for ~$1.7M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/54…

I guess this is one way to decorate your home gym. In a fun and brightly appointed Texas house. $795K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/84…

Owner is a big Dolly Parton fan. I like the pillows! #FridayNIghtZillow

Like I said, a BIG Dolly Parton fan. Is that honest Abe in the back? Fun fact: Some of the Lincoln busts in the Capitol have beards; at least one doesn't. #FridayNightZillow

Just $398K and you have sort of a starter castle. Pennsylvania. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/15…?

What if I told you you could have 4BR, 4BA in the heart of Washington, DC for under $400K with some of the most powerful people on Earth as your neighbors? "No property tax"? #FridayNightZillow
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That's right, you can hang out at the Wharf not far from Joe Manchin. Easy commute. Ride an e-Bike to work. Keep an eye on the lobbyists. #FridayNightZillow

Hope you enjoyed this chill version of #FridayNightZillow. Big thanks to my sister-in-law for finding most of these listings tonight. Didn't get to everything tipsters sent in because I had a busy week. See y'all next time!

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