Thread by @JohnSitarek

The Mysterious Second Honeymoon Affair

I'm not saying Fidel Castro is the father of Justin Trudeau.
but... #FidelistheFather

"Family strength is a marvellous thing."
~ Hercule Poirot
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#FidelistheFather
Pierre Trudeau (51) known as the Swinging Prime Minister of Canada marries Margaret Sinclair (22) on March 4, 1971.

The couple have two honeymoon trips to celebrate, one of which likely results in the conception of Justin, born on Christmas Day, 1971.

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After a "Secret Wedding" the first honeymoon was at a ski resort in Whistler, British Columbia.

The 29 year age difference was joked about "He may be old, but he’s a young man at heart,” said Margaret’s mother Kathleen, who was 2 years younger than her new son-in-law.

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Now let's introduce Fidel Castro.

According to his personal bodyguard the communist Cuban dictator led a "Double Life" and wrote a book about his exploits. He was rumored to smoke cigars at 14 and slept with 35,000 women, a diet of two women a day for more than 40 years.

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Fidel Castro was a very active orator, speaking to the Cuban people on a very regular basis.

What's odd is that he gave no speeches in March 1971, his first public address wasn't until April 20, 1971.

All of his public speeches are in a database …

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In April 1971 the newlyweds went on a second honeymoon to the Caribbean.

Pierre actually took a side-trip alone to Trinidad while his new bride Margaret stayed in Tobago, after they went to an "unidentified nearby island" the place our mysterious affair was consummated.

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It is not only possible, but quite probable that this "quick sidetrip" to an unidentified nearby-island was precisely the where and when a galavanting Fidel was introduced to a young Margaret the new bride of his dear friend, and buddy old pal, Swinging Pierre.

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Did you know that Margaret and Fidel shared a favourite hobby?

Scuba Diving.

C'mon Pierre we go Scuba!!!

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Media sells the conclusion that Fidel is NOT the father of Justin Trudeau.

The Castro connection is a myth, has been debunked, it's fake news.

"The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances."
~ Hercule Poirot

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What is fact, and what is fiction?

FACT ✅ The body language of Margaret and Fidel when they were around each other is impossible to ignore.

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FACT ✅
Trivial Pursuit Genus Edition
History Category

🟡Who described Fidel Castro as "the sexiest man I ever met"?

🟡Margaret Trudeau

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FACT✅ Fidel Castro was a tall guy.
Depending on the source 6'1" to 6'3"

Pierre was 5'10"
Margaret is 5'5" to 5'6"

Justin Trudeau is 6'2"
His brother Alexandre 5'6"

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How does The Mysterious Second Honeymoon Affair end?

"Life is only one of the Great Illusions."
~ Agatha Christie

Want to know more...
Nobody Has 'Debunked' Anything
by Karen Leibowitcz

Of Course Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's Dad

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medium.com/@leibowitt/of-…