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Sep 26, 2023, 23 tweets

Ok story time. Going to do my best to tell the story of how I "won" 46K on the scoop of the carryover P6 at Saratoga on Wednesday August 16th with @SwiftHitter

@REALChessChamp, @FlyerTom23 and @nic00____ can all vouch for me that I was under the impression I had 10% of this ticket.

Was feeling good during the sequence. @SwiftHitter even said "our time to shine bro" but for some odd reason he also said "dont share" and "don't say shit"

@SwiftHitter The sequence is over and we won!! Wow we won 600K (before taxes). A legendary hit. But all @SwiftHitter had to say was...."nuts". Doesn't seem to excited to have just won half a million?

I thanked @SwiftHitter for being so kind as to share a piece. "anytime bro"

Then I had to tell my wife. I mean @SwiftHitter told me to tell my wife that he just made her 50K. My wife is gonna be so happy! But as you can see, my wife is much smarter than me.

@SwiftHitter Good news everyone. It's now Tuesday Aug 22 (6 days since the P6) and @SwiftHitter says the check has been sent! But for two days he can't send me the tracking #. Why not? What's going on?

Ok everyone it's Friday!! TGIF. Turns out @SwiftHitter never sent the FedEx on Thursday after all because he didn't want me to worry. Apparently people worry with him for some reason? So now I get this blurry UPS shipping label.

Here is the other pic I was texted. Can anyone make out that tracking # out for me?

Well @SwiftHitter is trying his best to get me a good pic of that UPS label but man these weather conditions are bad.

Am I dumb? Check is on its way. I needed to calm down because "bro I made u $"

Ok fine. @SwiftHitter doesn't have time to send me the tracking # because he is so busy moving and making money. Unfortunately none of this money is being moved to me.

@SwiftHitter Captain's Log: Saturday August 26th, 10 days after the pick 6 was hit. @SwiftHitter tells me the darn 17 year old at UPS put in the wrong address. Kids these days!

It's Monday and I still have not paid you yet but can you be my front for owning horses at Belmont since I don't have a clean record and you do?

It’s now almost 2 weeks since the P6 was hit and we are still trying to coordinate a meeting. Hump day is tough though. I hate when I oversleep on a Wednesday.

Ok I think we’re almost gonna get this done. @swifthitter does not want anymore mishaps. He means business! He’s “never fucked a soul”

@SwiftHitter Sorry @SwiftHitter to interrupt your meeting with @netflix and Mark Wahlberg’s production team. I know that Medina Spirit documentary is very important. My 50K can wait.

@SwiftHitter @netflix Wow @swifthitter is 7 stars with Caesars and is going to get me a comp room in AC so he can meet me in AC!! (Never got me the room).

@SwiftHitter @netflix Well good news is I am a Diamond member myself and wife and I decide to take a trip to AC for the weekend and on the way we will stop by @swifthitter house and collect the money. But 20 minutes out….Oh no! He has to run to LBI! I will say it was a nice sunny day.

Thank you @swifthitter for warning me not to meet you at LBI in case my van might have gotten stuck on an island. Your New Jersey expertise saved my family’s life that day.

@SwiftHitter Oh I forgot to mention! We met @swifthitter mom!! We were parked in front of his house and saw this older lady park in the driveway. We said do you know JW? She said yeah I’m his mom! She must be so proud.

Ok everyone. Let’s keep this one a secret. @swifthitter is working with 5 Stone Intelligence. Apparently the Cartel in Venezuela put a hit on Swift over fixeds odds or something? I dunno but it’s why he couldn’t meet me on the way to Atlantic City. Hopefully Tom Cruise from Collateral doesn’t come after me now.

All right everyone. We’re getting to the climax now. While staying in AC I decided this nonsense has gone on way too long. It’s time to reach out to the person who actually punched and hit the ticket. I won’t post his name although some of you already know who it was. As soon as I DM the real P6 winner I get this message of guilt from
@swifthitter

So guys I don’t want to bore you anymore with all the plans that never worked out and excuses. So I will move on to the next and most important aspects of all this. The following week after the AC trip I finally have a phone call with the real winner of the P6. Let’s call him Mike. Mike tells me that Swift had 0% of his ticket. Apparently Swift sent me (and now finding out tonight a few others) the wrong ticket. He meant to send his own P6 play that lost (naturally).
But wait…I say you know what. Let me dig into these texts with @swifthitter and find some of the other, older big tickets he had me buy shares of. I find a few and send a big one to Mike. It was a $4,300 P5 ticket. And guess what Mike says…That ticket was ALSO HIS. And guess what else…SWIFT HAD NO PIECE OF IT.
@swifthitter has been selling me pieces of tickets he had no ownership of THIS ENTIRE YEAR. Full Stop.

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