My parents had to put their dog down two years ago and it’s been really hard on them. Unfortunately my stepdad,
Rick, has found the worst way to cope: feeding a one-year old raccoon and letting him live on their porch. His name is Little Rick aka Rickoon. And by “feeding” him,
I mean they make him breakfast every morning. My mom claims she’s against this because he’s a **WILD ANIMAL** and dirty but she’s lowkey in cahoots. This woman is lying to my face. She bought Little Rick sardines and berries and hard boils eggs for him and puts out a bowl of
water so he can wash his little people-hands. I have told them I would love to get them a cat. Maybe even a small dog. They say they don’t want another pet. THEN WHY DOES LITTLE RICK HAVE DOG TOYS
Little Rick has A BED. They laid down towels and a blanket for him. Need I remind you: Little Rick is not a dog. He’s a raccoon. He will bite. They’re in denial. He’s using you for eggs before he kills you in your sleep
He gets multiple snacks a day
“He’s cute!”
“Leave him alone!”
“Let them do it!”
No. He’s a wild animal. This raccoon looks cute until it tries to kill you. Y’ALL. LOOK AT THIS. LITTLE RICK CANNOT BE TRUSTED
HE KNOWS WE HAVE MORE EGGS AND IS TRYING TO GET IN, WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME
Little Rick has a messed up back leg and they saw him when he was a little raccoon baby and didn’t think he’d make it. So now they’re attached. I got Rick an outdoor camera to watch LR, which I can disclose here because Rick doesn’t know how use phones or computers
Spotted: Rick walking around to fix the lights, Little Rick following (imo stalking before murder) from a safe distance
The amount of people supporting LR. I know you’d try to pet him. He’d bite all your fingers AND your toes too.
I told my mom about this thread and I just heard her in the kitchen tell my stepdad “Your raccoon is famous, he has 450 followers!” Like what? No, incorrect, false
Little Rick’s back leg (and his toys). Video from this morning when Rick was making his bed up.
Scheming. He’s working me out of the will.
Too dark to see Little Rick now but I’ll post a video if he’s here in the morning. Which of course he’ll be here. He lives here now. HE GETS FREE EGGS.
Merry Christmas from Little Rick
DO NOT TRUST HIM
Not Rick calling him Buddy!
Little Rick is his dog now, I can’t change this. He got him a little bed and giant blueberries. I did not get either of those things for Christmas. ANYWAY, that’s it for Rick and LR, but I’m glad you enjoyed this story about finding comfort in unexpected places ❤️ Merry Christmas
@WorldMonitorUS The will is possible. Very possible.
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