Thread by @AwakenedOutlaw

An Anon had previously hacked a now defunct secure area of Comet Ping Pong's website.

*note that special keys were required to access each video

This is obviously totally normal for a place that sells pizza.

Nothing to see here.
Nope.😬

#PizzaGate isn't real, right?

1/6

Transcribed:

"Last month's satisfied customers were raving our our 'pizza: and we know you will too. Repeat customers know the drill. For newCUMmers, first run the program given to you by your special friend and all the instructions on how to enjoy this joyous hobby will be easily understandable.

But please remember the penalties for breaking the rules, which are also included in the program. Very few have broken the rules, and needless to say the penalties are harsh."

#PizzaGate

2/6

"...All pricing is included in the app. The app will only run once, and the following requirements will be met:

✅ The app is to be run from your personal computer that only you have access
✅ Your computer must be connected to the Internet when run
✅The app must be run from your home
✅You must destroy the media on which you received the app
✅Remember the password that will activate the app as there will be no icons on your computer

3/6

"...This month we have 5 fresh pizzas for your enjoyment. We also have 4 surviving pizzas from last month's session. All are on sale at an extremely low price as they are in poor health and not expected to survive so a requirement is that you finish eating your pizza after your session."

4/6

"...This month's special includes a 30% discount on severe torture! Each image below is available for 1000 dollars in fine print.

Andrew has some prints he would like to sell so contact him for more info (they are true masterpieces)."

5/6

...cont.

h/t @RedpillDrifter



6/6

"pizza"