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'This is the way the Russian world ends; Not with a bada-booom but a jagga-jagga!' ~T.S. Felliot~ #ToonieTuesday #NAFOCatDivision

May 15, 2024, 10 tweets

Who tried to kill Robert Fico? Let's ask the Twitter experts! 🧵

But first, let's check in with Elon Musk:
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It was UKRAINE 💯

True if big🎯💯🧐
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Or maybe CIA!

MSM will never report on this. Concerning🧐
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No, akshually it was the NAFO DOG TERRORISTS!

Extremely concerning🎯💯
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Scratch that. It was USAinc™ 💯

Interesting🧐
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Ah, shit! I got it wrong again. It was the World Health Organization. Obviously🙄

Big if true💯🧐
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It was the JEWS (duh!)

Very concerning💯🎯🧐💯
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Damn, I got it wrong AGAIN😬 It was the darn MUSLIMS, of course.

No worries, though: Musk is looking into it👍🧐💯
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Hope that clears it up for everybody👍

Remember: Twitter is the source of truth💯

Elon Musk delivers😂😂😂
(Thanks for the tip, @qxprt)
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