TOP 10 JEWS WHO DON’T HATE THEMSELVES
1. Gabor Matè
A holocaust survivor whose dislike of genocide was instilled when he was just a boy!
Verdict: Not a kapo
2. Aaron Matè
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree on this one. Aaron is an award winning Journalist who specializes in not hating himself!
Verdict: Not a kapo
3. Katie Halper
This queen loves puppies and herself, as well as doing her podcast, and not having genocide done in her name!
Verdict: Not a kapo
5. Max Blumenthal
The author of many books and founder of The Grayzone, Max enjoys long walks on the beach, exposing Zionist shills, but still finds the time to not hate himself! Wow!
Verdict: Not a kapo
6. Dan Cohen
A Jew who loves himself and lived in Gaza witnessing Zionist atrocities first hand and received security from Hamas who rather conspicuously didn’t even behead him! Incredible!
Verdict. Not a kapo
7. Kit Klarenberg
A full time Jew and dangerous individual and who hates his enemies but not himself! A true inspiration.
Verdict: Not a kapo
8. Norman Finkelstein
An author and Zionist narrative destroyer who moonlights as the child of holocaust survivors, as a boy hearing the stories of a genocide shockingly made him not like it!
Verdict: Not a kapo
9. Ilan Pappé
An Israeli historian, political scientist, former politician and a notoriously non-self hating Jew!
Verdict: Not a kapo
10. Marek Edelman
Helped lead the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising and was an anti-Zionist. Otherwise noteworthy for being a lifelong non-self hating Jew
Verdict: Not a kapo
Honorable mention because I forgot number 4!
4: ME
Israel must be dismantled but I prefer not to be!
Verdict: Not a kapo
Should have been number 4
Honorable mention: Miko Peled
The son of an Israeli general who has dedicated his life fighting for a free Palestine as well as not hating himself!
Verdict: Not a kapo
Honorable mention: Lee Camp
Lee is a highly canceled comedian but unlike most comedians he actually doesn’t hate himself!
Verdict: Not a Kapo
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