Tom Whipple Profile picture
Science at The Times - https://t.co/kVd33Ce0aM My book: about boffins, derring do and the radio war https://t.co/za2mmy25r5

Jul 23, 2024, 17 tweets

I am now going to begin a periodic thread of castles on rightmove I would like to buy that I consider underpriced. I reserve the right to include non-castles if they, say, have their own chapel with frescoes, or several suits of armour. 1/

11th Century "farmhouse" with "small church"

£900k

rightmove.co.uk/properties/147…

Paduan castle. Benefits from access to golf courses, and reasonable views.

£830k
rightmove.co.uk/properties/145…

Piedmont castle. Previous owner wholly lacking in taste and slept on a mattress. But redeemable. £1.4 mill rightmove.co.uk/properties/137…


"farmhouse"

(with chapel)

rightmove.co.uk/properties/149…

7 bedroom casle. Battlements, turrets, but lacks own moat - making do instead with nearby river.

rightmove.co.uk/properties/145…

Summer residence of the Savoy Royal Family, £600k

rightmove.co.uk/properties/147…

"Monumental XV century palace," Treviso, £1.1m

rightmove.co.uk/properties/147…

Right, moving to the Pyrenees. A note, before I continue,: this thread is a fantasy, not an invitation to talk about damp proof coursing and French property taxes. I will periodically tap this sign.

Anyway. Waterfront chateau, £1m, benefits from dragon gargoyles, extra mansion in grounds

rightmove.co.uk/properties/150…

Not really a castle but claims to be. Still, at £700k can't complain.

12th century home. Comes with lots of other homes. Orangery is extra. £700k

rightmove.co.uk/properties/149…

Not a castle. More a village. Comes with view of a mini-cathedral. Also appears to come with ownership of a mini-cathedral. £700k. 15 bedrooms, plus a 16th "cardinal's bedroom"

rightmove.co.uk/properties/150…

Right. I am, by my calculations, roughly three percent through the major castle-producing regions of Europe. Onto the midi-pyrenees.

Excellent turrets, still not sure about the defensive qualities of this 13th century number. But good value at £1.3m

rightmove.co.uk/properties/149…

Not merely a castle, an entire island too. Hopefully without insurance responsibility for the bridge. £600k rightmove.co.uk/properties/149…

Seen better days. Or, as the agent puts it, "its authentic and rustic parquet floors, are still witnesses today of an Eternal Art of Living!"

But looks exactly as a French chateau should. £660k

rightmove.co.uk/properties/864…

Not clear if the tapestry is included. But the pigeonnier, which is apparently a building rather than an elderly retainer who looks after the pigeons, is. £615k rightmove.co.uk/properties/148…

Share this Scrolly Tale with your friends.

A Scrolly Tale is a new way to read Twitter threads with a more visually immersive experience.
Discover more beautiful Scrolly Tales like this.

Keep scrolling