Long thread of the Trump shooter Ryan Routh’s craziest posts on X 🧵
1. Writes Ukrainian presidential advisor Podolyak that he, Ryan Routh, will personally buy Poland’s MiG-29 fighter jets and then “fly them at night just above ground and hit every place Putin sleeps”
2. Writes Polish Defense Minister Błaszczak that he’s an American business man who wants to meet with the Minister to buy Poland’s MiG-29 fighter jets and transfer them to Ukraine.
3. Writes U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono to ask whether she can help him “borrow some Patriot Missile Defense Systems”
4. Writes Sean Penn with a request that Sean and Ryan but Poland’s MiG-29 fighters jets together and then go together to borrow some Patriot Missile Defense Systems at the border.
“How can they say no to you?”
5. Writes U.S. Senator Brian Schatz that he is flying out to Ukraine in a few days but needs the Senator’s help to borrow some Patriot Missile Defense Systems which he, as a civilian, will then “learn how to operate”
6. Goes to Taiwan to offer them “50 000 Afghan soldiers”
7. Writes Seth Rogan to inform him that Seth, James Franco and Ryan himself should go together to North Korea to talk with Kim Jong Un to show him that America and North Korea can be friends.
8. Tries to write to the head of Hong Kong’s local government Carrie Lam hoping that she will make him “her private American advisor at no cost”
He believes that he and Carrie Lam can sit down with the protesting students and “find solutions”
9. Writes the Belarusian opposition during the street protests in the wake of the falsified presidential election in 2020.
Advises them to “buy sniper rifles from Amazon”
10. Writes Elton John with the hope that they can release a songs together to rally more support for Ukraine.
Ryan has already prepared the lyrics and music to the song “We Are One.”
He believes it would be a good idea to have young kids sing the chorus
11. Writes the Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council that he has 20 000 Afghan and Syrian soldiers that could come to Ukraine to fight against Russia.
12. Writes Tulsi Gabbard during her primary campaign in 2020 that he has requested she go with him to help out an a homeless shelter in Hawaii in a PR-move to help her campaign
13. After never receiving an answer from Tulsi, he gets angry and accuses her of being a “Republican and a Trump nut”
Says the grey streak in her hair is “stupid”
14. Writes Nikki Haley to tell her he is disappointed in her. Wanted to hear more in her speech about Taiwan, China, Ukraine and “the Gaza Murders”
15. Admits days before leaving for Ukraine that he has “no military experience” but hopes to receive help from journalist Jack Hewson
And the final 16th tweets:
Claims he is a “Hawaii leader” and invites Kim Jong Un to Hawaii for vacation. Says he can arrange the whole trip.
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